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Now we're getting down to it.
It's only 10:00. Yeah, 10:00. Time for bed.
MAN: Excuse me, Mr. Baldwin? Yes.
If you get a new wife, I guess you'll have sex with her, huh?
Can I take a minute? Go ahead.
Thanks for bringing me here. Well, he likes the planes.
This is a good letter, Dad. The heels on these are grotesque.
You'd have to go somewhere to really look into them.
That's bullshit!
You told a lie and got on a plane.
You know, it's so nice when a man can express his feelings.
Yeah. Is it cute though?
Okay. What are you selling tonight? Micro-hibachis or knives?
That is why I am dating her.
That's so sweet.
I was just taking her hand,
♪ Hearts full of passion ♪
JONAH: Dad, this is amazing.
♪ The light in your eyes ♪
And I'll, uh...
♪ Where somebody shines the light ♪
Have I screwed it up for the both of us?
and get a feeling about them, ask them if they wanna have a drink.
You wanna be in love in a movie.
You called a radio station? FIELDSTONE: Sam, are you with me?
Don't hate me, but I love this pattern.
Pride of the Yankees! Yeah. Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
FIELDSTONE: You don't like the one he has now?
If someone's a widower, why do they say that he was he widowed?
[DR. JOHN'S MAKIN' WHOOPEE PLAYS]
Shall we?
♪ Stand by your man ♪♪
No, I wouldn't put it that way.
Dinner would be even better.
And he is genuinely worried about you.
Sure you do. SAM: Sure you do.
Could she use a barrette to keep her hair out of her face?
But Couldn't We Flip The House Around So That Everything In The Back Is Now In Front?
I know her. I could give her a call.
♪ And think about the boy ♪
They wanna hear it. Go ahead. Tell them. Tell them.
And your host is... Not on your life.
Bye.
We'd better go.
♪ Bye ♪ ♪ I said bye ♪
So this it? Yeah.
If you would like to have a drink with me?
Let's get into that right after these messages.
He won't be angry when he realises how concerned you are about him.
and then one day you order takeout that changes your life.
Dad... SAM: Tell them about the radio show.
God, I love that movie...
Jonah, tell the truth: Are you spying on your father?
Kerr. Karr.
Like, He has the cutest butt. Yeah.
You just can't keep having all these adolescent fantasies about...
I'm getting laid. 1990s and nobody's getting laid.
One, two, there’s like 26 states between here and there.
Some place where every time I go around a corner I don't think of Maggie.
♪ I'll never, never fall in love ♪
Calm down, you brought it up. I did not, Wyatt.
Yeah.
Can you keep an eye on things out front till I get back?
Shouldn't your father be the judge of whether someone is right or wrong for him?
♪ Birds fly ♪
[SIGHS]
You'll be Man of the Year in Seattle Magazine.
I probably told you this a million times, but I don't care.
LORETTA: All I'm saying is I wouldn't kick this guy out of my bed for eating crackers.
Jonah, that means no Blue's Clues for a week! Get in your fucking room now! Fuck you, dad!
We'll talk about it at a later time.
Yes, we can. We'll just... Move the kitchen cabinets.
I'm sorry, Walter. I'm sorry.
Wait a minute. You never told me you got a divorce because of a dead tree?
JONAH: Mummy! Mummy!
Um... So it's Friday at 7:30 for dinner.
Didn't you see Fatal Attraction? You wouldn't let me.
He meant Dom Perignon. I got it.
were going to have a wonderful time in