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He's right. I'm sorry. I'm acting totally childish.
And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul.
What, putting on a mask and helping people? How's that impossible?
Yes, the silent killer.
Outside your jurisdiction?
Look, I'm really, really sorry.
that someone probably worked their ass off to pay for.
"The glass of fashion and the mold of form
- Someone else jacked it last week. - Pussy.
Hi, I'm Hit Girl.
Like what?
Daddy, look.
They said I was their inspiration,
You need us, put on your website that you're on vacation.
What, like when we have a sleepover?
Rumors have it that this will be Kick-Ass's farewell appearance,
I can't help it. I do because I...
Two cheap-shit losers screwing with a car
Child, you know, that's because in the picture, it didn't have Gatling guns.
We'll have our hot chocolate when we get back.
My mom has the burglar alarm on downstairs,
my dad wouldn't be.
And who knows, buddy, this might even get you laid.
I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows,
But as word of mouth continues to spread,
That's not even true. The medic threw my clothes away.
Now.
This is the last time. I totally swear.
Holy shit!
Hold him.
Oh, my God.
I hate getting punched in the chest.
Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.
It's 300,000 bucks.
It's on the floor right over there. Find the lighter.
This better be pretty serious, dude,
- Hey, what are you doing? - There are people in there.
- That is cool. - Yeah.
Yeah, it's gonna have a meltdown.
I'd never felt more alone.
I'm good. Yeah, much better.
- Do you know where that is? - No, but I'll just put it in the GPS.
And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one.
Since when I ask you fucks to deliver me Kick-Ass,
- Louie? Hey, Chris. - Or somebody. It doesn't have to be Louie.
Okay you morons, let's see what you can do now.
Jimmy.
He's his father's son.
- Holy shit. Have you guys noticed... - He's with Katie.
Can I make a confession?
It's okay. We're cool. We're only gonna miss the trailers.
That motherfucker Kick-Ass burnt down my warehouse
and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?
Hey.
Shit! Fuck me, that kind of hurt.
currently streaming live on the Internet.
But they're not.
I'm so glad you're here.
Please, I know you have mistaken me for Kick-Ass,
"And I, of ladies most deject and wretched..."
Murder, superheroes breaking into my bedroom,
Look at me. I look like a putz.
He's going in the alley.
Hey, Kick-Ass.
You deserve better.
Thanks, Marty, this is really fucking helping me.
Kind of fun, huh? Now you know how it feels.
Follow him, around the corner.
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City's guardian by night.