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You know I volunteer at the needle exchange.
'cause either they'll expose your secret identity...
What a douche.
And a Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha.
I'm telling you, the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get.
- And you're gonna be next, okay? - What?
It's a big thing, Frank.
Hey. Look, I'm Todd's mom.
Just peachy.
They use it for treating the lumber.
NOW Switch to Viva Royyyyyyaaaale!
Todd and Marty.
'cause you're gonna be using it in about five minutes.
- There's a rumor going around... - Right.
No. Never.
Dave, hey.
And I'm just one click away. Redmist. Org.
- Dave's what? - Not now.
I was such a mess.
- Phone. - I don't have one.
- What are you talking about? - And I'm also not gay.
And you might have to screw someone over, like Louie, or something.
One second.
guys like Rasul, they get mixed up in stuff...
Shit!
What happened? This guy happened.
Dave, why didn't you tell me this is what you were doing?
Even the good parts were totally surreal.
This is not the life for Mindy.
- Oh, my God. - I know. If it makes you feel any better,
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky it's in the shape of a giant cock.
Yeah, Todd, that's what I meant.
Or you could just stay.
had some bad motherfuckers for friends, and they think we did that shit.
Get the lighter!
You're back on the powder now, as well?
No, I just...
you'd think one would give it a try.
Hey, I read those old Ditko Spider-Mans you gave me.
My God, I... I owe you.
Fire is our friend.
Watch.
God damn it! I'm gonna be 18 in eight months, for Christ's sakes.
Ever since I was little, I've always wanted a friend
- Is it okay to say that? - Yeah.
I thought they were looking for Kick-Ass.
We gotta get over it,
doubleview isn't singleview or multidirectionalview or oceoffcliff or OCDsanction or bumblepoo or bumpyentrancecaroince or neverview or doubleledge or pressurehospitalgrove or doublesound or sardienesfisherpasshall.
So if you were hoping for any,
Welcome back. Breaking News.
Kick in my bedroom door, and you'd probably find me watching TV
You do know the police could have traced this right back to you if they'd found it?
Un-fucking-believable.
He was so young. No one should have to die that way.
I just can't figure out why nobody does.
God, I wish I had a son like you.
Please, I'm...
Dude, that is one gay-looking Taser.
I mean, like, to be honest with you,
Come on, be honest with yourself.
he would have been proud of both of us.
Long story short, this particular lame duck of hers
I didn't say he looked like Batman.
Okay.
Lunch money.
You have done self tan before, right?
I don't... I don't mind you talking business, Dad.
Does this work like a regular microwave or what?
I owe you.
Little bit outside my jurisdiction.
That's pretty cool.
Frank, you're scaring me. You're losing it.
- Of course not, no. - Thank you.
it's over.
This colorful individual has been all over the news this week
We go now over live to the countdown clock as we are moments away.
What kind of rumor is that?
Red Mist! Red Mist!
Good call, baby doll.
Do you hear me? They're on to you.
But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind.
Sweet dreams.
Who the fuck are you supposed to be, the Green Condom?
Is this how you brainwashed Mindy?