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They trashed my place. I'm fucking screwed.
Chris, how long you been there?
Dad.
Prison was not his natural habitat.
and least yellow custard is not "yoeieueud chdudis." or "yellowlipi cuwwusyxy." or "cleududsysrisu cisuesoodid.". or "yeluwisi cussicoclupeorrgusidisowitard."
She lost her mommy and daddy.
In the ambulance, they threw my clothes away
Well, I wouldn't wanna get in the way of your business, where I'm not wanted.
Look,
I think we'd better invite our Russian over for a friendly chat,
Come on!
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Good morning, class.
You meant Erika. I know. I knew that.
- Why are you dressed as Kick-Ass? - Because I am Kick-Ass.
my life had turned into some fucked-up dream I couldn't wake up from.
Okay. Two more rounds.
Did you watch the TV? The new superhero guy?
Tony.
Yeah, everybody's favorite superhero right now, Kick-Ass, right?
Let her in.
Or...
Hello!
I don't know, Dad.
You inspired me. No Kick-Ass, no Red Mist.
Let me tell you the problem I got with that, Tre.
they found you naked.
There's a price on our heads, man.
Did you see the clip? He was actually pretty good.
Hgcc Hgdc
Everything else is in the gray area.
I'm Kick-Ass. You mail me?
Eight at Sal's place, four at that kid Rasul's.
Help? Really? What with?
Frank D'Amico!
and you're already making me miss the hospital.
Todd, when have you ever kicked anyone's ass?
Yeah, okay, I'm not saying they should do it.
You don't have to worry about him. You need to watch this.
Oh, shit!
I'd always dreamed of being a superhero, but this was a nightmare.
Yo, listen up. We got five minutes, then I want you back on your posts.
Relax, we're on the same team.
I've been trying to figure out how to tell you this.
You keep carrying on like you've been carrying on,
And the more I found out about his upbringing and stuff, I just...
Like when they mix the red one and the blue one.
Come on... No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, fuck!
What the fuck?
Yeah. Fuck you very much, Vic. Just do it, okay?
Can we turn that off now? What's so special about that guy?
And I guess that would have been okay if bad guys were make-believe, too.
You and your crazy midget friend can go bash whoever you want...
What are you gonna do to them?
Damn straight.
and steals all the coke.
Why thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton
You seem like a different guy, you know that?
Me?
Yeah, man, come on. I got something I wanna show you.
time to die.
He did very good.
Okay.
And you better start reading the instructions,
- Batman. - I never said Batman!
It's not all about the money.
I got to tell you, that hurt.
You know what my dad really would have wanted?
What the fuck!
No, I know, I know. But what if it was my fault?
What you mean, like, right now?
You know I can't be here. What if somebody saw...
Red Mist! Red Mist!
He has powers far beyond the capabilities of mere earthlings.
- Have you seen him? - What happened?
But you know what? I was seriously thinking of mailing his site.
I thought you meant, like, "How come nobody does it in real life?"
Mommy I want a kick-ass Party Dumb Little Fucks
Not anymore. Gigante just put on a little movie-show for us.
Kryptonite.
- What do you think? - I don't know, but I think Kick-Ass is cuter.