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You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a Glock.
Hey, go finish your oatmeal.
Hey, I won't say nothing to nobody.
Get up. Get him up.
It's only me, boss. Everything's under control.
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
shares in Kleenex are gonna take a dive, man.
Quitting. I mean, this is...
Stay?
No radioactive spiders, no refugee status from a doomed alien world.
Good move, Ass-Kick.
Dead? How?
at this really great store Atomic Comics.
What the fuck do you...
sold you
- Get in the car. - Get in there!
I called it preparation.
Mindy.
Hot chocolate, extra marshmallows.
- Dave should go. - Why?
You are so fucking dead, man.
Internet providers are predicting that
All right, okay!
It's time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye.
One balisong. Two balisong. That's what you get.
Shit. Shit.
Whatever, man. I would have just gone for his knees.
I feel a little weed takes the edge off things when I'm on patrol, you know?
We see someone in trouble and we wish we could help,
Enough!
- Hear what? - Okay, look,
Maybe he knows who this guy is.
- This is awesome. - Fuck, yeah.
"Mommy, I want a Kick-Ass party." Dumb little fucks.
Me?
Get out there.
Fuck off.
It won't happen again.
Have a good night.
What, are they selling paper plates and napkins down at the store now?
Your mom would have been so happy to see you out of your shell like this.
She didn't want the money back that she'd given him
I mean, they're both kind of hot. I just think Red Mist has a better body.
Man, if you're right, we're gonna look like the biggest bunch of pussies in New York.
Hot damn. I always wanted one of these.
Hey, I got one of those.
Three assholes laying into one guy while...
Yeah, I'd rather die.
It's a shame. You have potential.
so you should probably use the window.
- What, and you put it in the warehouse? - Yeah, I thought it'd be cool
I mean, I just can't believe he's dead, that's all.
I can't believe that you would believe this shit from a fucking Russian, man!
Let's call it insurance. Makes it easier for us to take your word.
Back here, come on. Let's get you home. Come on.
- He's got a cape. - Yeah.
Well, I wish you wouldn't worry.
- Katie? - You're Rasul?
Well, that is neat.
- Smoke? - No.
- How cool is that? - What?
Holy shit.
It's all the cartridge crap that comes out of your gay little Taser when you fire it.
I'm just fucking with you, Daddy.
Leave Katie alone.
The point is there's only one way a superhero can trust a stranger.
Right. Dead Tre.
Though to be honest,
Yeah, it must be terrible to have a rich dad and everything you want.
Yeah, Dave, what do you think?
- How about that? - No, Marty!
I think it's best that you just walk away.
Bazooka?
Yeah, now.
That's me, back before any of this crazy shit happened.
It was time to stop wearing this stupid costume.
Hot Chocolate, Extra Marshmallows.
You call this playing, Damon?
You're a doorman now. You don't get a gun no more.
- Are you watching Family Guy? - Nope.
that being a superhero is bad for your health.
What kind of kid has a.... Super Mario Party? Sure, But a fucking Dinoco Party?
I know I can do it. I just need a few things.
I want Kick-Ass's fucking head on a stick, and I want it now.
I don't fucking believe it.
but I tried my best.
You beat me to it. I wanted to get you breakfast this morning.
No, not if she thinks he's gay, Todd. You fucking retard.
Just go.
Now move.
We gotta get the hell out of here. Dude, move your fucking ass!
Yeah, I think I might have just shat in my pants a little.