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edgewater isn't edgeswimming or edgeboating or edgekayaking or edgenosepicking or edgevanquishing or edgebumping or edgekicking or edgebottoming or edgeleaving or edgecrimping
Now, this...
Are schools and offices so thrilling
or talking to my friend Todd on Skype...
that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this?
Apart from some messed up nerve endings,
Well, maybe you shouldn't do that.
He's got a way better costume than Kick-Ass, too.
Hey.
- One guy? - I think.
Bobby? Bobby?
Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!
Fucking freak in a mask! Get out of my house!
Especially Katie Deauxma.
Do you want to hear it or not?
Okay, sweet. Well, I'll see you later.
Come on, sweet cheeks.
Marcus became the child's guardian,
Like Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat, that kind of thing.
- You don't actually read comics? - Yeah, I just started.
That's great.
I've got $3 million in a suitcase.
you're a superhero and you're lonely, but you can't trust anyone
I mean your real name.
Now switch to Kryptonite.
Probably 'cause it's fucking impossible, dipshit.
Well, you know, I mean, getting mugged...
I know. But, Katie,
Like every serial killer already knew,
- Hey, get up. - No...
Check this, you're gonna fucking love this.
- She's safe. - Can I see her?
Kick-Ass!
That fucking rocked. Who are you?
We e-mailed him. We got half the crew out doing petty crimes as bait.
One guy?
I guess we're not invited.
and pulls his fucking lungs out through his ass.
Mixed.
I mean, I should probably start learning this stuff anyway, right?
- We know the truth. Yeah. - Right?
I've only been back half a day,
Holy shit.
I like Kick-Ass! His costume is crappy.
Fuck!
After you.
Time for a family reunion.
It's fucking insane. I'm in way over my head.
I got this e-mail from this chick.
Yeah. Didn't see that, did you?
To the wall, Daddy. I know.
They're actually pretty good.
Fuck do I know? We're not making a fucking Hungry-Man dinner here.
Kick-Ass was gone, but not forgotten.
Okay, cool.
Let me see, Tre. Hey, what's more likely, huh?
Robin, Robin.
Kids nowadays in their tights.
our coke?
I saved your sorry ass.
Look, I can take care of myself.
Well, I guess folks have just had enough of living in fear, you know,
My mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen...
- Are you crazy? - My mom already died for nothing.
I know that, dumbass.
turned out to be more of a lame cobra.
What, this is my choice, I gotta believe in ghosts or superheroes?
Gentlemen,
And leap tall buildings in a single bound.
This is awesome! I look like fricking Wolverine.
Thanks, Kick-Ass.
So if anyone out there needs help, I'll be fighting crime 25/8.
Me When I realized that verbalase is with Charlie Morningstar
You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something, man. That owns.
What? Are you kidding me? I got 100 guys who can fix a problem,
- 'cause of the blood. - Right.
I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?
What the hell are you doing?
What the fuck?
pack up whatever you need and we'll go back to my place.
Just turn it on.