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No.
No, he's with me. He's okay.
You know what this is?
Everything was out of control. I didn't know what the hell to do.
it didn't take much to set me off.
Yes, it is.
- Give me the bag. - It's just comics.
Going up against a crowd can get kind of scary, don't you think?
I'm Kick-Ass.
- Yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up? - What's up?
- He lie about... - Fucking mamaluke.
I ever heard, Tre.
Big Brother, watch and learn.
What the...
it is now clear that the hostages are in genuine danger,
Okay, when I tell you, stop the car. Ready?
Hey.
- Dave, you should totally go. - Go.
What, are you fucking kidding me? What the hell is this?
I got it.
What is this? What am I looking at here?
He promised he wouldn't.
You wanna go fight some crime?
I just need to clean my...
Kick-Ass?
- See you later. - God, see you.
You're fucking crazy, kid.
but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
They're all dead! Everybody in the warehouse is dead.
Chris, where do you think you're going?
He got something to do with you, Damon?
something to lose.
Do you wanna deal with owing my dad?
What the fuck is going on?
I swear, when my hormones balance out,
but all I did was make a door into a world I'd dreamed about
- Everything okay? - Everything's all right, boss.
Boy, I don't know.
X-Men, the Fantastic Four, right now, I envy the crap out of them.
Sure. Thank you.
What are you doing? What the hell is that thing?
Your call, but you know we're around if you need us.
Tony Romita, one of America's most-wanted crime kingpins,
I know this sounds fucked up, Frankie, but that guy in the picture,
Hey. Hey, man, can you hear me? Hey.
Well, do you think they can help us?
- Capes rock. - Yeah, I'm kind of feeling the cape.
Mommy I want a kick-ass Party Dumb Little Fucks
- Shit! - Let's get out of here!
Are you shitting me? No, he's fine. He's with me.
Joe, you're in charge.
Spider-Man gets the girl.
They still have that metal detector at your school?
Kill every single fucking guy on my payroll?
Show time.
How about both of us being dead? Is that serious enough for you?
So now I'm getting fucked in the ass by a ghost?
Katie Deauxma's all about the lame ducks.
Look, I'd love a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife.
I'm sorry. Did you see this cat?
I didn't say we should talk to him. I just...
You guys never saw One Night in Spider-Man?
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
who gives a shit about the fucking lumber!
He would have wanted me to finish what we started.
- Kick-Ass... - Get him out of here. Get him out of here.
In America, we say "stick" like this. Baseball bat.
- Yeah? - Just got the text. He's on his way.
...on the latest corruption scandal. And coming up after the hour,
Please.
I'm not high.
Good at getting his ass kicked.
That's not me, by the way.
I don't know, if you wanted me to be your sidekick or something...
You know what? Todd said they do still make Count Chocula.
I, for one, would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chance.
He should call himselfAss-Kick instead.
And my world was much safer with all the new superheroes.
Vigilante justice, mass murder. Come on, partner.
- Hi! - Hi, sweetie.
That's a fucking lie!
You are fucking awesome.
Please open your books to Act 2, Scene 2.
No, it's not even hero. It's just fucking psycho.
...are gay. - Gay?
- Boss, we gotta go, man. Come on, let's go. - Fucking scumbag!