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Get your head down, sir.
Get the blowtorch.
Perhaps there is something you could bring.
- Oh, my. - Oh, my.
to sell off some of my prized possessions.
I'll handle things on this end.
Oops.
and see how you secret agent men run the world.
7th Army, 2nd Division.
Goody. Every subject of the Crown and
Please, sir, if you wouldn't mind
I'll call Spinoza in the morning.
You will have hole in your balls!
Then I deny nothing.
Oh!
All right. There.
I do hope Romanov doesn't come down
Come on, sir.
Roman Romanov.
and I wondered...
Thank you, sir.
Oh, really, why? Why?
Romanov.
- With a crossbow. - He was left-handed.
Oh. Randy bugger.
How do you know?
but I'm afraid I must decline.
Don't shoot, farmer!
Wouldn't do to have you walking into
Ooh.
Mmm, and find, I have done.
for looking or behaving like
you might have time to couple with Georgina before dinner.
Ah!
It appears he's requesting
Oh, I see.
And what does a missing Goya
What painting?
there's a very bad man who wants what I want,
- Ahh! - There we go!
How 'bout some finger sandwiches?
it vanished after the unveiling, but
Oh, God, I missed you terribly.
Of course you're aware of that.
Krampf calls Spinoza.
Please don't be sick! Please don't be sick!
Out the window with it?
Bronwen makes a fake, and calls Krampf.
Yes, sir?
countless lives are at stake.
Yes, sir.
Gruyere, chocolate, and fine wines.
I may have mentioned Bronwen
Score one for Martland.
Goya was commissioned by Charles IV of Spain
I think I'll keep the money.
Oh, Charlie...
I'll meet you inside, sir.
suffice it to say,
You'll forgive me just a moment, I'm sure?
My rumpus room rascal.
for alcoholic music hall artistes.
Oh! You pretended to be gentle,
Very well, Johanna.
falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?
I recounted the sordid tale as best I could...
Have me.
Good God, man!
Sir!
I needed something bold, distinctive.
Your Grace. So kind of you to see me.
Oh, dash it all, Jock, man, your hand!
Uh, Branspath? Okay. Thank you so much.
Oh, that's unpleasant. Mmm...
Must to the lavatory.
You will take one million.
the saddest are these, 'It might have been'.
Charlie Mortdecai, you son-of-a-bitch...
What if I find it for you? Say, 30% finder's fee, what?
Unfortunately,
I'd be delighted.
No, no, man! My little sproutling.
The water bailiff, Your Grace.
I'm invested in it.
Sad news, particularly for her.
- Ooh! - Feel me.
Where is the painting?
Can you imagine the two of us
Slightly.
Move!
The Mortdecai men have always
I see that you have been schooled
But you, a known trafficker of stolen art, well,
The Duchess of Wellington.
Echo-ey, don't you know?
Carry on!
Oh, dear.
Golly, that was a big one!
and there is a vast difference.
You mother-loving bastard! Hello.
It's not herpetic, I hope.
Bull's-eye.