HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and the finest Edridge I have ever seen.
We'll have your things sent over from the hotel.
Cheese.
No!
I do beg your pardon.
...under the tropical stars.
that the Goya's back in play.
And yet we must find a way to pay
Meanwhile, not far away,
Could you give me the gun, please?
I found her here, sprawled over the table,
Because if Martland should get
Oh!
- Bunny has it. - I beg your pardon?
No one knows the filthy underside
is his sovereign ground...
Is that Martland?
I see you've put your Sheridan up
in the theft of a middling Goya?
A bit.
She never found the lost Goya. She painted it.
Pookie.
in Western Civilization,
Run, I shall, like a bloody gazelle!
And I shan't be having dinner downstairs this evening.
Balls.
Threatening the lives of your countrymen.
with a little mystery goes missing.
Wouldn't do, the two of us here alone, would it?
Bollocks.
Are we all done at 900,000?
I've been trying to get rid of her,
Probably less than a 20.
I have put no inconsiderable thought
Hey.
working on at the moment?
Metaphoric woman... Women.
Should I send for some?
MI5.
Can you think of a good reason
What's the matter with you, eh?
Hi.
What's your sudden interest, if I may ask?
Nobody make a move.
It's Mortdecai, sir.
Ignoring some of the more
At least I have the good taste to hide my indiscretions
Johanna, my dear, this is Milton Krampf's nymph...
She's been through half the staff already.
Where do you find the time?
Will it be all right in the end?
There are no bank codes on that painting.
and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.
where my beloved wife, Johanna,
I've always admired your rapacity, sir.
Why would MI5 be interested
You know, remarkably,
Perfect.
Martland also met Johanna at school.
When you argue with bae And you lose
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
I so wish you had been there.
handling, and transfer taxes,
Oh, don't worry about that, sir, I've got nine more.
My love, you are killing me. Please.
she was also said to have been the King's mistress.
Shellfish at a catered affair?
Mmm?
I am so very proud of you.
The Goya she was cleaning.
that you very nearly caused an international incident.
Johanna...
Miss Bronwen? Everything all right?
- Oh, Jock! - Oh.
Johanna!
Strange country
Oh, quite right.
Just getting rid of some choice items
I wouldn't, mate. I really wouldn't.
Item the second: I need to ascertain
museum
travel and living expenses, reasonable overhead.
Haven't the foggiest why it took her so long.
Jock laid out the state
and leave Johanna to me.
And if we try to sell it to Romanov,
Darling, please, you are killing me.
- Jockie? - Yes, sir?
I thought that was you.
A magnificent Callow of about 1840,
Do come in, of course. Say, 8:00?
Oh, I don't like that. I don't like it.
And it will have to be a fiendishly clever plan.
I met a beast...
my moustache.
Someone must have known I was coming.
then the Goya disappears without a trace.
I can safely say you are correct.
He's on his way home.
Mmm.
Get on that ladder!
What are we talking about here?
which I have reluctantly agreed to sell
I do have the slightest of queries.
But I just couldn't do it.
Yes, indeed I am he.
Last night she was killed. Painting has disappeared.
Right behind you as always, sir.
Okay. Um...
I am sure that we will come up with the necessary funds
leaving the rest of us to answer
But if Strago is involved, well,