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with an arrow out of her back.
every bone in my body,
he will kill us and simply take it instead.
I've given you a lot of rope over the years, Charlie.
Jump!
You, me, and Charlie?
But I was hopeful my new moustache
Ugh.
Ah...
Rather annoying, really.
Darling, they are in cahoots.
been in tip-top shape, don't you know?
for, you know,
My sympathetic gag reflex.
My only true love. My love beast.
Now we wait. Thirty seconds. Twenty-nine... Twenty-eight...
Some say that Goya himself engineered the theft.
Thank you!
- Do you have it? - Go!
Oh! Ooh!
The Queen was unamused.
Now, can we go to 500?
And a dead hag.
Johnson!
because the assailant fired from here.
so have I.
Just keepin' the place tidy and whatnot.
Oh, my dear, I'm so tired. And so married and so tired.
Mmm, thank you.
Would you mind terribly, dear boy, the door?
Get in the car, sir!
Oh, stay out of it!
Bronwen?
Isn't it charming?
So, I was a mule!
Oh! Oh!
Who's the client?
- Mmm? - The switch, sir.
Five hundred thousand.
Well, where is the last place you saw it?
We are in love.
My, my, look at the time! Uh...
We hurried back to Mortdecai Manor,
Yes, I was!
when the allies captured Goering...
Well, I don't know. I don't know.
Drop the gun!
Go upstairs and freshen up. You smell like a horse!
Oh, uh... Well, in vague terms
for I had filled it with an invalid port
Shall we start the bidding at 100,000 pounds?
No, I suppose not.
Well done, Jock!
looted from some sealed room
Just taking the horse for a trot out to London
but I do believe the embassy is that way.
Well done, sir.
Dance with me.
There's a great deal of money involved.
Daughter Georgina.
Ah!
But there was mention of 30 million,
At least my focus at university wasn't plagiarism!
Very good, madam.
Hi.
Dash it all, I am resolved.
Told ya.
Johanna, I simply can't.
I was not squeezing the breasts...
It's a privilege, sir!
Yes, most... No, no.
and there are rumors that he inscribed on it
It's not all chardonnay and afternoon trysts.
with a steel chair in hand.
Strange country
So I have him to thank for this.
Mortdecaii
Ooh.
for mustachioed men such as I!
Dear Alastair,
Ah! Hello, Spinoza, you handsome devil!
of the building, break through the window, grab the painting.
Martland and I met at Oxford.
What do you plan to do about it?
Already have, madam.
I have come to carry you off to the burning desert,
That painted lady you've been searching for,
So it's that sort of Goya.
Well, it must have been his dealer.
It's a privilege, sir.
Ah!
Mmm.
a fugitive from a home
What's that? Funny. Ah!
You served in the War then, Your Grace?
That is not the same painting as the others.
Yeah, like I told the lady earlier today,
I eschew discomfort?
And you would like me to find it before he does?
have to ring him, don't you, sir?
I couldn't say, sir.
How awful.
I'll go to 20%.
Why can't you invest in saving us from financial ruin?
a discussion about three...
Ah!
a polychrome James Bourne, rare,
A year! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Where are you?
- Hello, pookie. - Hello, darling.
Yes, well, in future, if you could please use your paddles.
Please don't be tiresome. Jock!
Just get him.
They're putting him on the next flight to Heathrow.
I too am capable of being desirable
All right, he's unpleasant. What of him?
I'm not sure if Jock has mentioned it, but I am
- No, I was just, um... - Of course you were.
It contains water.
Do you mean you are ready?
Come again?
having heard of our financial distress,
I should be very pleased if you would keep it.
Inspector Martland, sir.
replete with feints and distractions
on the set of a pornographic film?
Ten percent, sir.
just to start the day properly.
Hundreds and hundreds of millions,
Stealthy, man, stealthy.