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- Yo, some guy just gave me $50, man. - Don't worry.
Another big block.! One man to beat.
Guess when you think about it, I never really had the girl.
Let's put the women & children to bed
Let's put the women & Children to Bed And go lookin' for dinner boys
This is more like hidin' out.
Green 25! Hut!
I'm gonna bust you open and watch you die!
Where's Kane? Where's Joe Kane?
Why am I even considering this? It's crazy.
Kill everybody.
the punishment should fit the crime.
- If you don't know me by now - Hmm!
It might've made you feel bad like maybe you could've been something more if you tried.
- Set! - Kane sets 'em down.
- Would you like to respond, Coach Winters? - What's that, sir?
Shit.! Punk-ass Griffen.!
So, I have some sympathy for this young man. But I never cheated.
Uuh!
- Come on let's go. Let's do it, now. - Let's take it to 'em now.
- Hold it, hold it! - Sharon, what're you doing?
Hell of a pass, man. Wish I'd seen it.
- Joe? We got a present for you. - Oh, no.
- Darnell, I didn't say that. - You don't have to say that, Autumn.
You gonna be my bitch! You gonna be my punk ass bitch
No, I just never went out with a jock before.
.
And it's not that hard to gain 35 pounds over summer...
he's been suspended for several weeks, so I-I think he's served his time...
When your 4th scoop of pre workout kicks in
You gotta be kiddin' me.
Joe, look out!
- He wouldn't understand us. - Why?
Twelve seconds left. Iowa driving for the winning touchdown.
Yeah.
Okay. We go slow. No cowboy stuff.
Joe!
Kane fades back... sees his man...
return this ball to me, you'll wish you were never born.
I could deal with it if you could.
I'm everything your father used to be and don't want you fallin' back into.
- We're gonna ring the bell today.!
Hey, how's your arm, man?
HEAD OF THE TABLE baby!!!
Since you know him better than anyone else in this room...
Game on!
Return to your seats, gentlemen, this is unacceptable behavior.!
I didn't mean to lead you on in any way, but I'm really glad you came here.
Does this mean I can't play ball?
Jo-o-o-o-oe!
So are you hurt or are you injured?
.
Damn, I know you, motherfucker. You're the one who got my baby sister pregnant.
Yeah, merry fuckin' Christmas.
and I cannot just go paradin' around town with you.
Good. That's good.
Uuh!
- Hey, your pops used to play ball for ESU, didn't he? - Yeah. How'd you know?
It looks like I'm runnin' a dirty pro... And Bobby Collins!
Tickets are in your bag.
Yippee ki-yi-yo Git along little dogies
we'd still be conference champs and go to a major bowl.
I talked to my dad last night.
Much obliged, Joe.
Joe, what are you doin' ? Get off the track.
I was real glad to hear she's gonna be goin' to junior college here...
- Is he all right, Doc? You ready to go? - Yup.
- Good to be back. - What's up, brother? Next game we blow some people up.
Well, Caleb...
On your left! On your left!
with a 28 to 20 win over the Mississippi State Bulldogs.
You can have anything you want
Defecting oligarch!
We begin with Sports Illustrated cover boyJoe Kane of ESU,
Kane fading to pass.
Gsh
They're bringing the stretcher out.
Hey.!
- I asked Coach Winters to look it up for me. - I'll kill him.
Now for the starting lineup for the ESU Timberwolves.
- For what? - I caught him with another girl.
- I'm tutoring Scott Sherman. - Not anymore. I asked Coach Winters to switch us.
Three weeks to kick these 'roids 'cause when you come back it's not gonna be any NCAA crap.
I'm not going to lead you into the fog here, Sam.
Beautiful thing, baby!
Red 21!
And that's enough.
we're moving you over to fullback.
I'm good enough to tutor, to go places with but not good enough to tell your father about.
Lets Go!
But, um, perhaps could engineer a few blowouts, give you a little mop-up time.
Takin' the doped urine out of your bladder and puttin' clean back in.
and I'm afraid you've failed to meet our requirements...
Have you seen this? You got a D on your math test.
- The one who choked his ass off today. - I'm really not in the mood.
Yeah, all right.
How will you feel about introducing your drunken dad to your friends?
Hey, Heisman, I'm talkin' to you.
Look, I thought you wanted to learn. But if all you wanna do is fake your way through,
- It's at the end of Douglas Quad. - Thanks a lot, yo.
Wort you come along
Damn, Bud wouldn't like you driving his truck like this.
Tried of watchin' you guys play, so I spent my summer in the gym. I intend to start this year.
Oh, Mr. Heisman?
Plus, I saw this on Rocky, you know.
I always used to wonder how a guy...
You're right, Darnell. I don't think anybody would find us here. Ha!
Make sure you mean it, all right?
You just wanted to scare me. Are you happy now?
Now, go clean out your locker.
Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner. Ready, break!
Then I'll pick you up tonight at 6:00.
Maybe not with a degree, but they're gonna keep you eligible.
I got a few loose ends to tie up but, uh...
My dad, my uncles, my brothers. We all drink and sooner or later, we all fuck up.
Look, Darnell, I'm really sorry.