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Ah! Lousy Isotopes. They're a disgrace to baseball.
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Okay. We have our choice of Rectangle Land...
Geez. Homer's losing it already.
- Death is a part of baseball. - Oh, yeah. The main part.
- Even the water! - Uh, hey! Ow!
It would've been on a talk radio show like Sports Chat...
- They lost again? - Mm-hmm.
Occasionally, I'll be quirky.
- Yeah! - Why, you little-
What... would Jesus do?
So let me get this straight, Mr. Duff.
They wouldn't? Well, I'll go to bat for you, honey.
Now, now, now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.
"I'll be quirky"? Albuquerque!
It's such a beautiful day. Where are the crowds?
What's happening? Did I crush your corporation?
- Meh. - But the TV gave me the impression that-
Oh, I'm so hungry.