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So do I. It's right here.
No, I don't think so. This move is for keeps.
- Oh, thank you. - I'm so proud of you. That's wonderful.
Go ahead. Read. Read.
Well, 200 years ago, the settlers lived their entire lives without telephones.
Of course I did, Elizabeth.
- Now! Let it go. - I can't.
Honest.
Sheriff's office, please.
But this time, turn right where the old Hollenshed barn used to be.
Okay, let's get our bags.
Be civil.
- What's the book gonna be about? - About 300 pages, Harry.
Andy's with the government.
Any other problems, just let me know.
Not in my book.
- Merry Christmas. - Hello, sheriff.
Having the last word's real important around here.
Scram! Beat it!
The pipe's a bit much.
But I bet those are just the things we come to love the mo-
May I present Mr. and Mrs. Culbertson?
I thought I saw an apple.
Well, okay.
Four thousand dollars?
Sorry about your car.
He'll be back before the preseason ends, if he goes at all.
Read. It's great. Read.
Maybe our homeowner's policy will cover it.
I thought that record was gonna last forever.
I don't want your typewriter, Andy. You keep it.
Elizabeth?
Think we should put this back?
Good day to you folks.
Come on! Come!
So tell me, these squirrels, do they have adventures?
Doing some ice fishing tonight. Pulling some nice size pike out of the lake, I hear.
I must have covered 10 square miles.
It's good? You really think it's good?
I don't wanna move either.
Hey, what is this?
What was that?
Check for any suspicious vehicles or persons in the area.
Wait a minute. You represent him in another matter?
...we'll miss you, Andy.
Hell of a dog.
Water's on. Everything's on track in here.
This is so romantic.
And I want a divorce.
From Hufnagel and...
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
But I'm saving it for later.
Shit. Give me a hand with this.
- We're tied. - All right. Bring it in, bring it in.
I guess there's a lot we'll have to get used to around here.
No, no. No, no, no.
I only hooked him in the neck, I'm not trying to kill him.
And I wanna drop in on Mrs. Dinges.
What are you talking about?
Well, thank God something's gone right today.