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I don't understand that question.
It wasn't.
Have you tried dealing with the other student directly?
Hey, can I ask, what part of the intern's job will they need to be able to do drunk?
Yeah.
This is the first time he mentioned any problem?
He's expanding.
I was angry, and maybe it was childish, but I had to get your attention.
Yes, it was a dinner.
Final/OT: NE 34 - ATL 28 Yes That's Absolutely Right. Brutally Close.
Look at my face and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about.
but he's too embarrassed to shop for it in a department store.
I've been coming to Henley for 30 years and I'd never seen a race that close.
I'm devastated by that.
I brought down the record companies with Napster
- Erica, is there a problem? - No, there's no problem.
Now, most of you think you know the rest of the story, but you may not.
- Wardo. - Hey, man.
You're just trying so hard to be.
We're gonna walk into that club like it's the Macy's Parade.
You can do one more! One more!
- Somebody's gonna have to answer for this. - 969.
JOCELYN!
We tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties,
Come on, man. This is bullshit. This is another club playing a prank.
I'm devastated by that.
Somebody stop her!
And he struck me as kind of a...
I don't think you need to school me in the importance of getting there first. Thank you.
Drop the “Dixie,” just “the chicks.” It’s cleaner.
That's comforting.
Your date looks so familiar to me.
It was a beautiful day and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room.
He brought that magazine up and he showed it to me and he said,
This house and this team are great. It's exactly what it should be.
At 4:00 in the morning?
You're not an asshole, Mark.
Did you like being nobody?
Farm animals.
Yes. He resented... Mark resented that your clients thought
I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection
Left.
Thiel might wanna make an angel investment.
It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook.
No, no, no, no, no.
A million members?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?
I'm in New York riding subways 14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers!
This is my... Sharon. She lives across the street.
You better lawyer up, asshole Because I’m not coming back for 1 steak, I’m coming for the entire menu
Would you like to talk about something else?
I invented Facebook.
Shit, I need a second to let the classiness waft over me.
Looks like that climate walkout really scared the shit out of them
Majoring in French literature, though I wasn't aware there was such a thing.
Shit.
And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner,
It's clean and simple.
In all honesty, I thought they were my lawyers.
What?
don't care what anyone's Relationship Status is on Facebook.
I'm just saying I need to do something substantial
Right now. Get your laptop out.
- He's got an... - An internship.
But you invented something in high school, too, right?
No.
The Porcellian, the Porc. It's the best of the best.
You know what's cool? A billion miles.
Mark!
"Welcome to The Facebook.
February 4, 2004.
I just wanted to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website.
the ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here
Jabberwock12.listserv@harvard.edu.
The grounds are our thing is cool and popular,
He's 25 minutes late.
It wasn't.
From Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron Winklevoss. December 1 st, 2003.
- You froze the account. - I had to get your attention, Mark.
This is blowing my mind.
Well, we came up with an idea for a website called Harvard Connection...
Harvard Student Handbook.
- Wait, settle down. - What is it supposed to mean?
- He set up other meetings? - Yes.
I can't connect.
Does it matter?
It makes me look so tough.
All right, thank you very much. And, Dad...
Well, then, what was your latest preneur?
and Eduardo won't come close to getting in.
- Wait. Wait, wait. - I'm going back to my dorm.
- Yale and Columbia, let's go. - And Stanford.
What does that mean?
So that these guys sign a nondisclosure agreement.
That's exactly right.
I dealt with the various animal rights groups,
what the fuck
May I continue?
- I'm with this guy. - Well, whatever.
///
Yes. But there'll be payback at Case.
Do you?
"And it seems like it shouldn't take too long to implement.
- Cameron Winklevoss. - Hi.
And ask the respondent to stipulate that the articles of incorporation
Thanks. I appreciate that.
So let me tell you what happens to a 20-year-old at the top of a hot dot-com.
$chair
He crashed out of two pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion,
scathing
That's what I'm talking about!
IT'S RAINING
Excuse me.
- You're kidding. - No.
Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired...
I've never been in this building before.
Four documents.
- It's moving fast. - What did you mean?
You go online and see what courses your friends are taking.
- Is that fun? - No.
Any questions?
- Nope. - No reason you should.
You know why I started Napster?
.03%
Say it. Why not?
No.
He got an internship in New York.
That's what Sy will tell you tomorrow.
It's a friend of the sculptor, Daniel Chester.
Wouldn't have missed it, brother. How was the royalty?
Okay, what is wrong?
You better lawyer up, asshole.
Yeah, still the right.
He still owns 7% of the company.
- Do we need it? - Gotta handle the traffic.
And what was your ownership share diluted down to?
So we said screw it, declared bankruptcy.
What happens now?
So, what do you do?
We're dating.
And isn't that what your Facemash was about?
For all I know, it was the Winklevosses.
- How's the internship? - Yeah.
You thought he was gonna be the only one who thought that was stupid?
That is really good.
Drop the “The”..Just Batman
I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO!
Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.
Knock it off.
Why do you think he said that?
Well, looks
Drop the “The” Just Team Fierro…it’s cleaner.
Well, looks like those BLM protests really scared the shit out of them
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, I called earlier. I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg.
Sir, I honestly don't think you're in any position to make that call.
- Did he offer terms? - Yes.
I don't wanna be rude to my friends.
That I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the Phoenix
like they do on hotornot. Com.