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that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to turn down.
Yeah, I went to check my e-mail and there's a website open on your computer.
Eduardo didn't come out?
As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard, founder of Harvard University in 1638.
- Foot? - Table, which has turned.
Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be?
Makes a half million dollars his first year.
Maurice is gonna talk to you about some corporate restructuring.
I was kidding.
Tfggg
You don't think Wardo was involved, do you?
You know what’s cool? A billion miles.
and then finally a voter holding agreement.
Go see if it's everybody's.
- Yeah. - Are you all right?
- I know what it says. - Did we?
We need more programmers and we need more money,
to Phoenix Club's first party of the fall semester!
that he needed to rehabilitate his image after Facemash.
Nothing.
- What? - Stanford.
No.
And I want to welcome you all
- Get him out of here. - It's okay, I'm going.
is the one where I'll have the best chance.
Wow.
You know what’s cool? A billion miles.
and if we could just order some food, I think we should...
but I like the idea of comparing two people together.
Your friend. Is that Mark Zuckerberg?
Dustin is vice president and head of programing,
No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club,
Why Stanford?
Now, let me ask you something.
including and especially your clients,
Yeah, I want those things, too.
We were talking about CourseMatch.
I saw you from over there. I didn't know you came to this club a lot.
Wow. You would do that for me?
you wanna buy a tower records?
So instead of going right after them,
Yes. Would you read it back, please?
"Hey, Cameron, I'm still a little skeptical that we have enough functionality in the site
People came to Facemash in a stampede, right?
Mile-and-a-half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two.
But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
They're saying that we stole The Facebook from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses.
If you guys are gonna talk about bandwidth, we need shots.
And they'll see us again.
Drop the t. Just Mat. It’s cleaner
This is a once-in-a-generation, "holy shit" idea.
- Maybe you were angry. - I was!
We're not starting a knife fight in The Crimson.
Guys, what is this?
My father won't even look at me.
HR
I'm a hard worker.
And also, I'm breaking up with you.
Okay.
By running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain.
I didn’t want any Stallone or Van damme you no taste having douchebags!
and I had the chicken with me,
Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%.
You're also charged with being in violation of university policy,
I don't know.
We did it.
I don't go to school.
- It's not important to you. - Sy.
and a witness in another.
Approaching the grandstands,
drop the "the"
Why does your Relationship Status say "single" on your Facebook page?
I'm on my way.
I'm sorry that you and Mom had to fly out here to see that.
The first few pages are reserved for hardware flags, etc.
We lived on farms and then we lived in cities,
Why do you think?
After expressing misgivings about Mr. Zuckerberg taking the company
Goodbye, sweetie.
and he was gone.
and if it seemed rude, then I apologize.
What are you?
You're not supposed to be in here. This is a men's room.
- Tell me about the strategy you're using. - Okay.
Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.
appear simultaneously on all five computers.
- I didn't know that. - Napster wasn't a failure.
It's like you're throwing the greatest party on campus
You know with an intern...
and they wanna have drinks tonight.
That I'm an entrepreneur.
Security's here. You'll be leaving now.
Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes
I have my final coming up for Postwar and Contemporary Art
That's awesome.
It really didn't have much to do with the Winklevosses' dating site.
Yeah, is everything okay?
No, you didn't change it so you could screw those Silicon Valley sluts
and in between there was a long flight.
We have been working on.
Their grounds are our thing is cool and popular, and UW is lame
- What is your problem with Sean? - He doesn't bring anything to the table.
You better lawyer up, asshole Because I’m
that was the thing.
but that he looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time.
Is there anything we can do?
- Sean? - Mark?
I'm in.
But not before he made his biggest contribution to the company.
- But it didn't matter. - Why not?
- I tried to stop you. - I know.
Okay.
This was the first time you raised any of those concerns, right?
One million!
And three, that is not John Harvard.
"A billion dollars."
It’s not gonna cool down
You guys don't have anything in front of you.
- Did you hear what I just said? - The connections, the energy...
Yeah, how is that different from MySpace or Friendster?
- Jesus Christ. - Hey, the girls. What were their names?
Yes. He said they'd asked him to work on their site,
A tiger, don't need no opions from a shellfish or sheep... don't you come for me. No not today, you're calculated I got your number cause you're a joker and i'm a courtside killer queen and you will kiss the ring.
Mark was supposed to pick me up at the airport an hour ago.
Facebook me when you get home.
If we send it to our friends, it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin.
Sir, it's against university rules to steal from another student, plain and simple.
No, that's it.
No.
via Network Solutions.
In fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you.
- No, he never lied to our faces. - Okay, he never saw our faces.
- God. - Don't be impressed by all this.
No, it's because you're not thinking how it's gonna look.
Shit that makes sense.
and Case'll suffer for their sins, too.
- They went terribly. - Why?
And at its center, you know, that's what The Facebook is gonna be about.
No shit.
How would you know? You weren't even there.
- Hello. - Hi.
That is correct.
Math checks out
- He's got connections to VCs. - We don't need VCs, we need advertisers.
I brought you a present.
but we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all go off for break.
People don't walk around with a sign on them that says...
It makes me look so smart.
You Better Lawyer Up, Asshole Im coming back for everything
Can I get a Glock and kill you?
You gotta see some of the new stuff we got. Hey, Dustin. Show him the Wall.
That's gotta be some kind of land speed record for talking.
who's filling in for kaylum trutwein? kieran trutwein.
America isn't the only first world country
- Go to hell. - Take it easy.
It's also called the Statue of Three Lies.
You don't have to be an intellectual property expert
I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg.
Did you say yes?
I said it's time to monetize the site.
I've been calling his cell.
You see, the shoe's on the other...
Okay, let's look at a sample problem.
Sure. Mark?
Forget the Wall, tell him about the meeting I've got set up.