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You don't know what this means to me. Oh, my baby, I love you.
We have to get this woman,
I was thinking more along the lines of $200.
Are you all right?
It's all right, miss. It doesn't hurt.
(Chuckles) Even with the extra tonnage, I'm still the best there is.
You might want to tell that to the judge, sir.
Well, they happen to be a great passion of mine.
We're not in the Indianapolis 500.
Oh! They do want us to pull over. They want to bless us. Can we?
(Both bicker)
JJ McClure, Victor Prinzim.
George, you remember the good old days before they got radar?
stay out of trouble and have a good cover.
Look out!
The only thing you gotta do in the Cannonball is drive steady,
- Need some help, Father? - Nah.
A nightmare. A living nightmare. You are killing me, Seymour.
Wouldn't it be great if we could share the glory of winning the Cannonball with them?
Victor...
Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology
There we go. Hit it!
(Tires screech)
Shut up, sweetie, and punch the clock.
Ice-cream truck. An ice-cream truck. You know, they got to get there before it melts.
I don't care, because...
(Both laugh)
(Explosion)
Hey, there's the motel.
It's a Nevada license plate.
I don't care... because...
- (Bones crack) - Argh! Ooh!
(Air hissing)
Ah. Bless your heart.
Oh, sure. They have a black cardinal.
3,000 miles, roughly, away from here
(Car horn toots)
making that engine just purr right along the road.
Man, I can't handle this traffic.
Grizzly!
But I... No, I've got them.
It's the blimp next to him. The blimp.
- Captain Chaos? - Yeah. Out of the blue.
How long we been here?
Dun-dun-dah!
We don't ride in Wall Street.
Dun-dun-dah!
- Here we go. - Here we go.
Hey, Brad, old buddy! Ha-ha! How the hell are you?
Killing me a slow death with this idiot spy business.
looking for accidents, trying to help people.
No! How much?
(Both speak foreign language)
Victor?
(Crashing)
Not here, you won't. The word is out about your roadblock.
I don't care...
(Tires screech)
(Sheik) This is for you and the judge!
Ah! Too much couscous
I'm on Wall Street. Maybe we can have lunch sometime.
I'm a wealthy philanthropist.
(Splat)
- What d'you take off the mask for? - I didn't. He took off the mask.
I was just surprised that all the animals there were...
Come on!
Hey, watch out! Watch out!
(? Rossini: William Tell Overture)
Hey, when we get to California, I got a place out at Palos Verdes...
- (Both) Foyt. ...Foyt!
Couldn't hurt.
If you are referring to me,
I think I'd like mine to be pink.
(Car horn toots)
Believe it or not,
They blasted away right in front of my eyes.
Pull over! We want to give you our blessings.
I always like a couple of drinks right after surgery.
Hold it, hold it. You wanna try this side?
(Victor) Sorry.
May the good Lord take a liking to you, but not too soon.
I will have two milks!
(Mouths)
- We need him. - I don't know where he is.
If the transmission does hold together,
(Hui remonstrates)
I don't know how to ask you this.
(Engine approaches)
(Car horns blare)
(Laughs)
You must be a sensitive person.
Take it and win, Captain!
(Sings Budweiser jingle)