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They'd have huge pictures of me on the walls and in their home.
- Hey, he's fooling around back here. - Cut it out back there.
I can't believe that cops still have to read...
I'm just asking. All they have to do is say no.
Corbin Bernsen.
What the hell are you talking about?
Clean as a whistle. You could eat off that car
Excuse me, where are we? Earth
I don't know. Some mints or Tic Tacs.
Ann Landers Suckss!!
Where are you located? Where is that?
- I was on TV. - As a suspect in a serial killing.
Is that what you want me to say?
Oh, yeah, right. Me neither. Hey, I didn't do nothing.
Makes the 11-gauge look like a cap pistol.
I got a very big meeting. I got people interested in my treatment.
- Black and white? - Cop car.
Hi.
I didn't kill anyone. I swear. I swear to God!
Yeah, well, you know, I wasn't looking for a long-term relationship.
Taste this. Is this a dill?
Ask that woman.
Ladies and gentlemen I implore you
I gotta tell you about egg salad?