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- You slept in my apartment? - Yeah.
I didn't do it on purpose.
- Are you okay? - I haven't been sleeping well lately.
Yeah, I wish it was still my job, but it's, you know-- it's not, so there you go.
Probably not. Oh, I see. Fine.
I mean, that wouldn't be fair. It's not her fault.
swinging singles, Polish jokes."
In fact, I don't know who you are.
Unlike you, I am trying to do it without completely abandoning my sense of integrity...
[ As Clinton ] Let's face it, Bill. I am your bitch.
That's what they're here for.
Tuesday. Oh, wow.
Actually, I never really listened to Dave.
[ Clicks Off ]
Okay, I'm not fine.
Mm-hmm. That's all right, you know? It's all right.
Oh, shh! I can't hear.
Five more minutes.
In fact, I was just sittin' here in the Oval Office-- completely nude, of course--
Where was I?
Someone who shouldn't be Bill's producer. Uh-huh.
Oh, yes, he is. Hear me well.
I just wanna be a good boss.
Why not start with a joke?
You know what? Don't even think about that.