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Yes, I'm up. Okay.
That's a good start. Let's go.
Okay, well, then call me back when you get them. Thanks.
Are you relaxed? I'm relaxed.
Lisa, if you don't say anything, it's kinda hard for me to contradict you, so--
That's really all I've got right now.
Well, it's a terrible idea. Isn't it?
Yes, exactly. I mean, I can't take that kind of responsibility.
Someone who's a lousy producer, but a great news director,
Matthew, it's time to get up.
Okay. Good job, Lisa!
I do not do it for myself.
It's that fake presidential interview laced with lies and obscenities.
Ah. I don't know what you're talkin' about, because I'm not involved,
is that I'm a terrific hostess and I can't talk and chew gum at the same time.
What you have wrought has made Bill a national celebrity, you sneaky little genius you.
- Okay, they're ready for the staff meeting. - Cancel it.
A priest, rabbi and an astronaut are all on a life raft, and they only got one sandwich.
You are very, very good, and I am very, very bad.
I guess since you're the new boss, it's time you knew.
I mean, you're doing a good job. You're doing a very good job.
Yes, you will single-handedly bear the blame for the great nude looting epidemic of '97.
Oh.
Sir-- Sir-- I don't know you. Can't talk.
Beth!
Which I'm still sort of getting the hang of.