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What if I tell someone to do something, and then they don't do it?
"Coeds, hippies, Levittown, teetotalers, Sputnik,
[ Sighs ] You're right. I don't work here.
without having to listen to your sarcastic comments.
[ As Himself ] You are too kind.
embodying pure evil as i now do...
You took a date to my apartment?
- This must have cost a fortune. - No, no. I baked 'em myself. Anyway--
Well,
Now, I understand that 95% of the men in the Secret Service are gay.
Why did we go to Hawaii together?
I know that one. All right.
good night, Lisa.
- What time is it? - 80:30.
Thank you for letting me use your apartment last night, by the way.
And, so, members of the United States Senate,
[ Inhales, Gulps ]
Hmm.
You know, Dave, it's hard enough trying to do this stupid job...
You're the boss. You have to go out there. No.
pure evil.