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[ As Clinton ] Mr. McNeal, I wish I had a response to that.
I know I haven't been doing a very good job... so far,
It's so beautiful, I don't wanna touch it.
I got it down to a science.
Who will be the news director? I guess they can always get someone new.
Sir, I have marshaled every manipulatory skill and resource at my grasp.
[ Man's Voice ] Wake up! Rise and shine!
Oh, I'm sorry, Dave. It still stings, doesn't it?
If it gets messy, you'll leave me out of it, okay? We never had this conversation.
What have I wrought? Yeah.
A good, scary boss who yells at people who are trying to be nice to her.
Don't let those fat bastards in the senate get you down."
Well, sir, I have no idea how to deal with this crisis.
I just happen to have a joke book for junior executives right here.
[ Applause Continues ]
- You're gonna get Lisa fired? - Oh, Lord, no. No.
Dave, we're tryin' to have a meeting! Whoa!
in one short week, I will have my old job rightfully re-bestowed upon me.
- Friday. - T.G.I.F. Am I right, or what?
Oh. I almost forgot.
I know. I know. But you're doin' such a great job with the new one.
[ As Himself ] Oh, hi, Mr. President. I hear you're upset with me.
Just focus on the first part of today, which is the staff meeting.
[ Gasps ] A joke! That's a great idea.
who fake interviews with the president for sensationalistic value.
All right. Come on! Come on!
Aw, come on! Wait a minute here. A priest and a rabbi what?
- What are you doing up? - Playing computer solitaire.