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Don’t mess with rockets
Or are you a hit man who specializes in kids with AIDS?
♪ With a little bump and grind With a little bump and grind ♪
Oh. Well, that were easy.
Hostiles to your south, advancing on your position.
We have confirmation.
Get out now. Out.
All aboard!
What is it?
Uh, ahem. Come on. In here. Let's do this.
Oh, fuck me.
...and it's gonna kill poor people like us...
I understand why you love guns.
Tell my kids that Daddy died with dignity.
It's in the central left-hand rocket.
You Del Reeves will vomit
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
...and do not come out.
Who are we? Come on, say it.
I was born with HIV.
I've got something very important I need to tell your dad.
We have made our decision.
What the hell just happened?
I've got this. Blue Earth.
Yeah.
- Come on. - Pass it.
I should be heading back home anyway.
No one does know you're here.
What? No.
What, so you can gob-rape him too? You monster.
He has information we must extract.
...with drugs rammed up his bottom.
This.
Let's be quick with this. Shall I show it to you?
That's our grandson, Gangnam Style.
I searched for you for 28 years.
This is not heroin, this is rapid bone calcifier.
It's all-you-can-eat.
Oh look I'm exactly like Sharon Stalone in Basic Instinct
When Brexit's flight gets cancelled
How's your brother going to blend in with football hooligans?
...he's gonna join our family again.
May the best man win.
All right, listen.
♪ You could wait for a lifetime ♪
Oh, bollocks.
Activate Chilcott.
I refuse to lose you again.
He's meeting up with a biochemist called Joris Smit.
It's all right to be sad.
Graves.
Trust you? Trust you?
Director General of the World Health Organization...
It would break their hearts, and affect them both very badly.
ARE YOU Gonna SHOOT ME?
- Nobby! - What?
I found the assassin. He's Pavel Lukashenko.
In the... In the bed? I'm not an animal.
Have you seen me brother? He's Sebastian.
- Don't worry. Didn't come out me bum. - Oh.
There's a commotion, sir.
Hey, Nobb-Man.
I'd rather not.
Yeah.
♪ Parklife ♪
Oh, no.
...I've got the perfect place for you to hide.
Buckle up!
...in order to find out what Lukashenko bought from her husband.
Lukashenko bought some kind of virus.
...that you're a very beautiful woman?
I'll send the information to your lens.
It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most. Grow up.
It's a virus called RD-9.
So we meet again.
- Say, Hi, Daddy. - Hi, Daddy.
No. But then again, I never thought that she'd chop up me poo with a hanger.
Nothing to see!
- You'll like it. - Listen, I'd love to stay in touch.
Where's Nobby? Where is he?
- They've gone? - The coast is clear.
- Actually, painfully so. - Mm-hm. Mm.
Trump has AIDS