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like you asked me to, Robert.
Just a little breakfast.
Authorities say fried chicken flu is responsible
I love you, Robert!
I planned on Jazmine being here.
We understand you are hoarding emergency supplies.
everything is going to be just fine...
No one's forcing you to stay here.
Buffalo. You ain't just hear me just say Buffalo wings?
I did not feed him no chicken.
That must be some good ass chicken!
Uh, it looks like something coming right at us...
What's that for anyway?
We are not going to die.
Is that it? You trying to kill a nigga, nigga?
In times of crisis, Americans pull together.
Well, it normally starts with a temperature,
food and water rationing, energy usage,
And when I say we, I mean you.
Where's the disaster?
* It's bone-suckin' good *
And now he not gonna live, so it's like, why'd I feed him?
Welcome to Kernel's Fried Chicken.
It's in the plan.
I got the whole menu right here. Mm-hm.
Tomorrow, the fried chicken event of a lifetime!
Why did I even try?
* It's bone-suckin' good *
Guys, wait! You're gonna use up all the power.
You're gonna use up all the power!
Impatient crowds, drive-through lines stretching for miles,
was actually just salmonella.
at a press conference in a show of support.
Get the fuck on!
No, I ain't calling to snitch, I got a real emergency.
We're here at a Kernel's Fried Chicken outside of Woodcrest.
in history because of the fried chicken flu outbreak...
that seems to have appeared out of thin air
Tighten it up. Oh, my God, Tom, you heavy.
I got a silly contraption in my garage,