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Goat Simulator Is Rated R (Restricted)
Unfortunately, there is no cure for the pandemic we now face.
to hundreds of thousands by the end of the week.
I can get it out and eat it too.
That's what they do. Keep screwing the little man.
* It's bone-suckin' good *
As the first customers tasted the new secret recipe,
It was so delicious.
No chicken? I ain't gonna be able to get that bucket?
Lord, I'm too young to die!
Okay, but what's the most important stuff?
Lending a helping hand to a neighbor in their hour of need.
Hey, old woman! Suck on this!
What about everyone else?
Huey, did you hear about the mystery virus?
The faithful have been lined up for days.
You're really gonna leave us out here to die?
How come you get to have a friend
I want my chicken!
Tom, Tom.
...is a restricted area.
* Down to the gristle *
I'm okay. Honey?
Have you eaten the chicken?
Oh, God!
Homemade teargas. That's an idea.
Okay, try it!
You, sir, are a terrorist and a threat to public good!
It's a generator.
Everything is going to be okay...
I did!
Shh! Everybody shush! Shush!
This shit is bad as fuck.