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I heard the...
You're not just saying that, are you?
You want to stay married?
three.
Oh, could you tell her that I'm here and maybe I love her?
John, do me a favor.
Absolutely.
WOMAN: Oh, Mark, I...
Oh, yes, well, Suzanne's in her room.
You sure you don't want it straight?
or do you want to see if you have kids by tonight?
One...
"I kept expecting you would wake me up
Not bad-- I've been here two minutes, had a beer, and won $21.
If you tell me what it is you want to know
Hey, Champ, how's it going?
So what do you want to do first,
Don't yell at him.
See? You picked her out.
Hey, stop it! Come on!
We were too excited for that.
Okay.
No, I couldn't say that.
Alone... alone...
"Dear John..."
Now, I know it doesn't make sense,
Maybe the time has come to forget my fears
I can tell she hasn't told you.
I was sitting over there and I wanted to talk to you, and...
You go up and you say:
Just relax.
Hey, you know, I got a better one.
Shorter anyway.