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You're answering me.
Well, that's rude.
They're not gonna find anything,
Oh, yeah, Elias. I remember when he sat for that painting.
Well, of course we're real!
Oh, please. You had a heart attack.
Welcome! (laughs)
(laughs)
ruined our ability to communicate
Um, that should about do it. I went ahead
Do you know how long it would take me
I was married for 16 years, so I get it.
Well, this might come as a shock to you,
Hold that thought.
Unbelievable. Jay, there's another one!
We don't let her ignore us.
JAY: Babe, can you please bring me my screwdriver?
Are you starting a new article?
If the ghosts were all in my head,
and patch up the hole your awful husband put in my wall.
I don't care.
(drill whirring)
for their prowess on the battlefield,
(gasps) This is not fun.
Like that guy. Hey, bud.
This is not the solution. This is worse!
See? Say something negative, get 'em off balance.
Yup, covered the hole right up.
I'm literally a footnote in history!
Now hit it twice on the side, right there.
Right. Thanks.
The point is, we don't give up.
You're not real.
(overlapping chatter)
(gasps)
I was a beloved jazz singer.
Which is a serious setback.
So simple, yet so brilliant.
Okay.
I admit your existence. Happy?