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The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]

TV-PG Comedy
 

George leaves several awkward messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, then decides to steal the tape.

#1
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 37.428
Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe! Lemon tree!
#2
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.308
Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
#3
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.291
Did you call me a wuss?
#4
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.751
Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.
#5
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.612
The machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony.
#6
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.580
...l'll call out Tippy-toe!
#7
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.258
- You don't like tippy-toe? - No tippy-toe.
#8
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.476
You are such a wuss.
#9
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.473
You know me. I'm a vault.
#10
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.940
Okay, but there's no cake or anything, if that's what you're looking for.
#11
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.700
Tippy-toe?
#12
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.439
The ball's in your court.
#13
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.145
Great day in the morning.
#14
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.468
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?
#15
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.221
I don't know what your parents did to you.
#16
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.681
I'm just getting my jacket. I'll meet you downstairs.
#17
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.639
Why do I buy tan pants, Donna?
#18
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.687
I don't like you talking about me behind my back.
#19
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.565
- That's Irish. - Irish, Scottish.
#20
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.498
- Coffee is sex. - Maybe coffee was coffee.
#21
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.033
Because you can't slam down a cordless phone.
#22
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.849
People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.
#23
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.775
She bought.
#24
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.599
Yeah, people who work at NORAD who are on 24-hour missile watch.
#25
The Phone Message - Seinfeld [S02E04]
Released: 1991-02-13, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.500
Enthusiastic hi, that's beautiful.