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So it's up to $5 a share. I bought 5000 shares at a dollar.
Five dollars a share? Are you sure?
Ha! You wrong about that, honey.
Pop, he's gonna think
"Is the biggest fraud since gold bricks."
What's up? I'll tell you what's up.
and then you kick him below the belt.
I walk his little dog, Capital Gains, every morning.
How can you be so forgiving?
You forgot?!
What?
Go on. Go on!
Just get back in the kitchen and attack those pots and pans.
Look... A dollar a share?
down in the garage.
"That's when you let him have it"?
Tell him I want 5000 shares of H.L.W. Funding Corporation.
That's why I'm on this side of the door
H.L.W. Funding Corporation? What's so special about that?
Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
Thank you, heavenly Father.
is afraid to walk the streets at night.
and he'll never believe that I really forgot.
Oh. Well, if it ain't that, it can't be that bad. Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, stop hounding me, George!
It's all a scam. A rip-off.
It's a wonderful book. I got it to improve my memory.
Put all the groceries in the kitchen
Well, I guess I'd better be going.
See? Pacific Stock Exchange.
I love you both.
Of course I'm not. I'm a nervous wreck.