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We will be playing james brown radio
♪ By-and-by
It is just linguini And white clam sauce
I'm lookin' for three white men. Three brothers. Overseers.
Yessir.
- You sure that's him? - Yeah.
...you will sell him cheap.
Wake up
You ungrateful sons of bitches
Matter of fact, so am I.
Jessie smullott
but now you have my attention.
You said in 76 years on this plantation,
You got to earn it Whiteboy
No offense given...
- What's your name, boy? - His name is Django Freeman.
Harlow telling us his wife was Up all night sewing this tabletop canvas
I'll be damned.
Go ahead.
in this instance, I think it's pretty safe.
That's the girl’s name. Tata!
- Did he give you any money? - No! Not yet. But...
It’s Pattaya, it’s different
Yes, it is.
Wee e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e A e i o u i am going to destroy the number 1
Yes, a dubious proposition at best
I was beginning to think that you and that old crow run off together.
What?
and get yourselves some coffee.
Goddamn it! This is a raid! I can't see, you can't see!
You do that, I agree to give you your freedom,
Biden Supporters Trump Supporters
No!
You be damned, blackie, we're not bandits.
Niggers don't walk around here, niggers run!
Wanted. Dead or alive. Smitty Bacall and the Smitty Bacall Gang.
above loyal that a nigger can aspire to.
When you find the tree that the turkey you’ve been calling is in
Do what, now?
Fair enough. But now you're a horse thief, and they hang horse thieves.
- Yeah! - Whoo!
Whoa Whoa Whoa
Stephen, how you like my new duds?
if you ain't got no problem with burnin' the bed, the sheets,
They gonna work ya.
- I said niggers on horses... - His name is Django.
Django, Django-
Who the fuck is Marshmello & Smitty Bacall?
I worked for hours on that design For you ungrateful sons of bitches
Uh-huh
Hm.
Yeah, Achilles. He and Sombra, them niggers know each other.
State your business or prepare to get winged!
then you can start to implement a grand design.
Now, why that German gives a fuck who that uppity son of a bitch
So don't make any quick movements, and let me do the talking.
Is that a n**** on a horse?
...if I was holding the skull of an Isaac Newton or Galileo,
Yessir.
now you can log it
I think we all think the bag was a nice idea.
Would you be a dear, go out there and give them gals an eyeball? Hm?
I feel guilty!
in the most popular of all the German legends.
I said how'd you like to make $11,000? 11,500, actually.
They woulda come to the plantation this past year.
Damn it, son of a bitch!
Ooh. What happened to Mr. I Wanna Shoot White Folks For Money?
You scarin' me.
Jackass.
I do have a little bit of a background in the European traveling circus.
Whoa.
There's been a lot of heartbreak in this discord
Broomhilda.
You can't destroy Candyland!
Yes’m Big Daddy
However, at this endeavor,
Marshal! Marshal!
Alexandre Dumas is black
I'm keeping it funny for you. Now, John, please.
Also, if I were you,
This is Ben.
ME LEAVING WORK IN MY VEHICLE THIS MORNING
We're having white cake!
The circus?
Bright Boy
? The hell you say
Look at 'em run.
Now, gentlemen, I do apologize, but I am weary from our travels beyond words.
And I said, What's so special about that?
Hey!
Let me... ...unring this bell!
And we gotta make a lesson out of him.
But if it was my money, I wouldn't pay no $12,000 for him.
- Yessir, boss. - Oh, now you are one lucky nigger.
Hey! Come inside!
Django.
NO. THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID...
Here, here and here.
Finding that annoying rouge hair you KNOW is there.. It’s like a reward
Needs to buy a horse.
Like that.
of the criminal justice system of the United States of America.
I'm simply tryin' to ascertain if this cowboy here is takin' advantage of you.
Now, are you the Speck Brothers?
Indeed.
I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing.
there's always going to be a mountain in there somewhere.
a confidential strategy meeting with my confidant.
This is what people say when they see me running in a rural area
and he rode in on a horse with a white man.
You are quite the dapper European gentleman.
They playing your ass for a fool is what I'm talking about.
Did that black ride into Candyland yesterday?
We found your wanted posters...
And I would need my Mr. Tuttle to draw up a legal contract
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...out of New Orleans, so I have quite a bit of practice with theater types.
Now, gentlemen...
Could you please stop playing Beethoven? Take your hands off the harp!
but it looks like this pony's got big eyes for Django.
the North Star is that one.
Yes’m Big Daddy!
signed by Circuit Court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin, Texas,
Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose with both barrels of that sawed-off.
She disobeys him in some way.
And I was wondering what Dumas would make of all this.
Come on in here.
I worked all year getting those lockers And all I hear is criticize criticize criticize!
Sure wasn't.
...who knows what could happen?
They here for dat gurl.
She bein' punished.
little dose of nigger love
Now move, nigger!
Oh, y'all gonna be together with Calvin in the by-and-by, all right.
Mueller to Barr... No. That's not what I said.
- You mean the Shaffers? - Maybe.
on Smitty Bacall and the Bacall Gang.
That iron is nasty business.
and take him around the grounds here and show him all the pretty stuff.
No, we just talked and...
Chantell be like…
And I, for one, don't intend to die in Chickasaw County, Mississippi, USA.
You wouldn't pay no never mind to no $300.
Believe that!
Annette & tRump
...I ain't never heard of no black bounty hunter before.
- I cannot hear myself think! - Quiet down, Marsha!
But I do believe that, given time,
Well done, Calvin.
Now quit your pussyfooting and shoot him.
Thank you.
Who are you two jokers?
Or your fancy pants nigger.
Jerry Jones to Mike McCarthy next season
Identity’s the champion.. those other two pretty good
Take me there NOW
Bill and Cody went lookin' for her, found her, brung her back.
You gon’ put dat sausage in’da smokehouse?!
$1,500 for each of his...
Stand up straight, now!
But apparently this farmer ain't all about the farm.
JR the best. Lawler is pretty good.
Nigger and the German was actin' like they were slavers but they wasn't.
Django.
The Black Hercules ! More like N****-les
No. No, please...