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They finally did it They killed our f*#%ing bot
- A! - And Judy peed on it.
He fixes the cable?
He's cracking.
If not, that's her problem, not mine,
With all of your winning, Enlightened... Its not fair!
Hey, man!
No! That's not his... hey!
It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
What’s with this guy?
Oh, that's the Los Angeles
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
of the Port Huron statement.
This is a gif.
Hey, Monty....
Leads?
Okay
Yeah, fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fuckin’ Nazis.
Sorry I had to stay so late...
Gold is not the issue here, dude!
You're Killing your Grandmother Larry
Larissa, this is not Nam. This is pizza, there are rules
You're not dealing with morons here, Lebowski
Come on, who are you gonna believe, those guys or...
If you will it it is no dream
Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.
Alright! Way to go, amber
He looks like a fucking loser.
Those are good souvlakis, walter.
A joyride situation.
You know, she owes money.
JORDAN?
a tape deck, some Creedence tapes,
I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab.
Well, what about, uh...
I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all by my...
I did not know that
Where's the Money Hagerty? It's down here somewhere, let me take another look
Condolences Mr Doobage! The bumbacks lost!
Fuck it Dude Let's go bowling...
So when you get divorced, you return your library card?
I'm Jackie Treehorn.
Well... you know, that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.
This is our concern, Dude.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
I mean, you got to make, uh, quick decisions...
HE'S CRACKING.
Dude, the psychic brainburst is not the issue here
our fkn troubles are over dude
WHERE'S THE MONEY, IZKF!?
- Dude. - Hey, Monty.
it really tied the room together...
Has the world gone crazy?
Dak and Parsons are going to fuck you up!
'Zat's why they sent me. I am an expert.
Fuckin’ Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
The briefcase was fucking empty, man.
That's some good bbq, Walter.
- You're the one who's certain. - 100% certain.
Where’s the trailer Nicky?
You’re not even fuckin vegan!
I figure it’s easy money, you know? It’s all pretty harmless-
Well, they were looking for you, these guys.
OK. Done, Jackie.
If you can't go by car, how do you get around on Shammos?
We got a man down dude
You're not blowing.
It’s Sunday
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude. At least they had an aesthetic.
The Dude abides.
Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.
We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.
V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
The Patriots treat objects like women, man
Dios mio, man.
Nothing is fucked No man
- What about the toe? - Forget about the fucking toe!
Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a game, man.
Are you ready to be fucked, Noodledicks
That some kinda Easter Island thing?
So you know that they were trying to piss on your rug?
What...
But... ah, hell.
They're not literally his children.
Do you see what happens, Cisco?
It is our most... modestly priced receptacle.
.
Come on, he's got a sword.
Does this place look like I'm a developer
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs.
about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis.
She has lingonberry pancakes.
You mean vagina?
If he knows I'm a fuck-up,
It don’t matter to Jesus
When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door
Got a semi on
'and examine your standing. Thank you.'
Fuck it Dude, let’s play Animal Crossing
Does this place look like I'm a developer
No no
Where's the encryption software?
My fucking briefcase! Man, it's not here. Shit!
Race Report, Short Version
Can't we just rent it from you?
Which one’s Logjammin’?
Chesa...you have no frame of reference here
No agency. No stakes. Shut the fuck up, Bobby!
- Who is this gentleman, Dude? - Who am I? A fucking veteran.
Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience
- Who's in charge of scheduling? - Burkhalter.
I hope that my wife will learn to live on her ample allowance.
I accept your apology.
I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!
Well, they finally did it They killed Johnny.
Out of this house now, you bums!
- I'm not... - Who are you working for?
We’re fucked Walter
Well aren't you?
I didn't watch my buddies die face-down in the mud
Krauts
I'm not handling the money, driving the car...
You want a Mickeys ice? I can get you a Mickeys ice
- Waving the fucking gun around? - Calmer than you are.
Did I urinate on your rug?
This is what happens when you send mail to a stranger in the alps
You’re killing your father Larry
Uli Kunke Her co-star in the beaver picture?
They peed on your fucking rug.
Our troubles are over, dude
This is what happens
Also, Dude, "JRPG" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Whereas, what we have here...
Do you find them much, these stolen cars?
That’s your name, Dude
'I just got an informal report
Also, Dude, "Tranny" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Oh, Man, My Thinking About this had become very uptight!
Come on, Dude. Hey, fuck it, man.
Just take it easy, man.
FUCKING FASCISTS
Forget it Mikey You're out of your element!
Stay outta my time zone, lebowski!
We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude
Where's the money, Lawwell?
In the parlance of our times
i’m hodling my doge
Where’s the money Van Alstyne!
5 PEOPLE SHARED THIS ALREADY SMDH
What the fuck were you talking about?
I've seen a lot of spinals , dude.
s
Fuck you! I kill your fucking car!
who am i?? i’m a fuckin veteran!
Who gives a shit about the fucking Jersey?
Aw, fuck it, Dude.
[Hummm]
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the RICO.
Those are the fucking rules.
Where's the booze, Lebowski?
earlier in the day, I was feeling shitty, man.
dems like these, huh, gary?
We make the hand-off, I grab one, beat it out of him.
Well, certainly, that's a possibility, Dude.
She hit me right here
Far out, man! Far f-ing out!
Where the fuck are they going to get another toe?
- Jesus. - You said it, man.
at least that's the handle his parents gave him.
no...not on the rug...bing!
Oh, so that doctor...
I'm at my place. I need you to come and pick me up.
I don't work, I don't drive a car,
What's this?
Also, dude, “Chinese virus” is not the preferred nomenclature.
Pick it up, man, this is an emergency.
Those are good tiddies, Walter.
- Am I wrong? - No, you're just an asshole!
Fuckin’ Croatians. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazi-sympathizers.
You see what happens, Larry?
He’s Cracking
So, if you could just, uh...
That’s fucking interesting man
Stay out of Dane Trump
listen occasionally? You might learn something.
I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point Not in Nam of course
That's marvellous.
who's sittin' on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong?
- Fuckin' A! - And he peed on it.
It is our most modestly priced receptacle
Well thats just like your opinion man
Not on the luggage, man
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Thanks a lot, asshole
He's a sex offender with a record...
If I learned one thing in 'Nam, it's...
I mean, he's 15.
Shomer Shabbos!
We’re gonna cut your dick off, Larry
I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE
lotta ins, lotta outs lotta what-have-yous
They pee on your fucking rug?
Where's the Money, Toby?
We've had terrible news. Mr Trump's in seclusion in the west wing
You can’t do that. That fucks up our plan.
SMOKEY, THIS IS NOT NOTRE DAME THIS IS BOWLING GREEN, THERE ARE RULES
Friends like these huh Pat.
Hey! This is a private company, man.
I SAID TO GET JOHNSON AND JOHNSON
THIS is what happens When You F**k A Stranger In The Ass!
Leeds?
and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!
Thankee.
Fuck it. I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.
It's not fair
Let me tell you something. I dig your work.
I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
Whoo! Slamming them tonight!
The Holy War
Embiid, my life is in your hands!
It’s too late
Far out. Think he's got room for one more?
Parts, anyway.
My money
I’ve got two ears and a heart don’t I? And I can get you a tow by 3, with nail polish
Those are good burgers.
Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
i had a rough night, i ate some fucking beagles
I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday.
Mr Lebowski is disabled, yes. This picture was taken
You want a rock dude? I can get you a rock
And a Happy Birthday to you, sir!
Dude, HanAssholeSolo is not the issue here!
Shut the fuck up, Darius
You're calling me at home.
The foul stench of rockets fans excuses
You're killing your father, Larry
Nobody calls me asshole. You got the wrong man. I’m the dude.
Binder meeting?
- He fixes the cable? - Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
"He Already Posted It. " "Well,He Can Fuckin' Unpost It!"
He fixes the cable?
Are these the Latinos?
"he eats you."
You know, my Snactivs. Business Snactivs.
What are you, a fucking park ranger?
BL BL
YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US
Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes… a sycophantic toady who betrayed his oath to the Constitution gets re-elected.
and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.
She kidnapped herself
You can imagine where it goes from there He fixes the cable?
Native-Americans, please.
I've got information, man!
The royal we, you know
Well the virus finally did it they killed my fucking xfl
My art is strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
Well, not much to tell.
That's the simple part, Dude.
You're goddamn right I'm not getting Kim'd!
Jesus fucking Christ.
inner-city children of promise
Where’s the fucking money… LEBOWSKI?!
And yet his sister project is a fucking dunce.
Also, dude, “Chinese virus” is not the preferred nomenclature. COVID-19, please.
Without a video, there is no Last Dance.
You might fool the league office,
'Dude, this is Smokey.
Give me my money, deadbeats!
Take the ringer. I'll drive.