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Just a friend of Maudie’s
Thanks a lot, asshole
Guess we can close the file on that one!
Here you go, Larry. You see what happens?
"She's always bustin' my friggin' agates.
We've had terrible news. Mr Technoblade's in seclusion.
You want cash in a fedex box? Hell. I can get you cash in a fedex box by 3:00 this afternoon
I see what you're getting at, Dude,
- Sure. Take it easy, Dude. - Oh, yeah.
A lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.
You know, just papers.
Get out of that fucking car!
Interactive chatgpt. Wave of the future, Dude...
Perhaps you're right.
Say what you will about Kamala's awful record, at least its an ethos
Well they can fuckin unpost it!
We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing.
Who ties those imported flies? Support your local fly shop
Am I wrong?
Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience
- Excuse me? - Oh, nothing.
Terry was a good bowler and a good man.
Life doesn't stop and start at your convenience,
My briefcase.
Waving a fucking gun around?
- Shit! - What the fuck's goin' on?
You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head
THAT FUCKING BITCH
The chinaman is not the issue here!
They finally did it They killed my fucking watch
Where’s your car, Dude?
Yeah.
“A” game
and this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
These creeps can roll, man
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
She kidnapped herself?
Where’s the Lists, Bros
Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award,
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Oh Shit
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
At 15 mph, I roll out, grab one and beat it out of him.
No, I do mind. The Dude minds.
"problems"
Ok dude I can see you guys don’t want to chat fragrances
Whatever the cost?
Scab time Oh, I have a rash
You have no frame of reference Like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie...
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism,
I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase,
As if we would ever take your bullshit money!
keeps perpetuating itself
Forget It, David! You're Out Of Your Element.
- Do you have any Kahlua? - Take a look at this, sir.
I dig your style, too, man.
Ok boys, I can see you don’t want to chat Players Championship
Let me tell ya something - I dig your work. Playing one side against the other
I'm y
If I, uh, can find your money...
Yeah, but I wasn't over.
There was no...
Fucking working shitheaaaaadddd!!!!
Dude, are you fucking this up?!
I think it's a Pomeranian
they finally did it they killed my fucking team
'Mr Lebowski, this is Brandt at, uh,
That's, uh, that's a bummer.
What the fuck are you doing? Stop it!
Sometimes you rotate the glar' Sometimes the glar' rotates you.
Also, dude, “homeless” is not the preferred nomenclature “Unhoused”, please
whereas this thing should, you know, be a piece of cake.
He has to be getting along, Mrs Lebowski.
3,000 years of beautiful tradition
smokey, this is not 'nam this is recruiting. there are rules.
I wouldn't know, Dude.
of course they're gonna say they didn't get it,
They finally did it They killed our f*#%ing bot
I had a rough night, and i hate the F#c%ing Eagles
Fuck it
I don't...
COVID-19 Breaking News:
- Her life was in our hands. - Easy, Dude.
Excuse me?
And I won't be getting the vaccine!
Yeah but I got an electric car.
We can’t do that, dude That fucks up our plan
Shut the #@&! up, Donny!
Mahomes? That creep can throw man
But that's up to little Larry here.
Okay, It's time for plan JGB.
We can't do that. That f***'s up our plan.
across the sands of time until we...
I would like my undies back.
- Hence, the slut. - Uh, do you think he, uh...
Fuck it man. I can’t be worried about that shit. Life goes on man.
And I sure as shit don't answer my phone
They’re a bunch of FUCKIN AMATEURS
where's the money, jerry?
What QAnon sounds like
But sometimes there's a man,
I was talking about Donta Scott
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected Donald Trump
If you will it, it is no dream
that there's a little Lebowski on the way.
you have no frame of reference here davy
Visiting friends in Palm Springs.
Do you see what happens, Lisa
he's not taking your turn, Dude.
Whats mine is mine
Get a job, sir!
mark it chad, dude.
I dig the way we do business, man
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Shower shabbos
- It makes me feel warm inside. - Now, Dude.
“Borderless Banking Cartel,” please.
Walter
verkackte Amateure
Elaine, this is not 'nam. This is medicine, there are rules.
at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night.
This ain’t Nam, this is pink hair for toddlers, we have rules
Let's Go Bowling!
I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a beer,
Somethings wrong with deine kabel
God, they shot him, man.
No, like I said, Woo made an amazing play.
In bed with everybody. Fabulous stuff.
Responding to ESP Queries
You have no frame of reference
My father agreed to let you have the rug,
Mr Warthog draws a lot of water in this town.
Mijo, what’s the point?
Wait, Barcelona’s in Spain?
onion paper, dude…
Fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, Trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.
Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town.
"Gather one million dollars
The fuck you talking about?
Enjoying my coffee.
More informed than you are.
Mr Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town.
Our Corporate Finance exam is gonna F you up
That was the sign, man.
'We've recovered your automobile.
What's a pederast, Walter?
Regrettably standards have fallen in the West Fork basketball coaching industry
No, without a hostage, there is no ransom.
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
You're plan is so simple I'm sure they'll understand.
but to tell these bums to do whatever is necessary
Where's the money, Jeffrey
SMOKEY, THIS IS NOT NOTRE DAME THIS iS BOWLING GREEN. THERE ARE RULES
And even if he's a lazy man,
so you have no frame of reference here, donny you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...
I know how he presents himself. Father's weakness is vanity.
you said it, man
Who's in charge of scheduling?
when do we play?
your dying wishes might well have been,
Should be a pushover
YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US
Sorry. It was an accident.
I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband.
Fucking Germans
Mr Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Where's the time entry lebowski
Whoo! You got a date Monday, baby.
Can’t be worried about that sh*t Life goes on, man
Where's the money, Jeffrey?
We fuck you up, man. We takes the money.
We fuck you up.
and pull the fuckin' trigger till it goes click.
What's mine is mine.
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- Whose toe was it, Walter? - How the fuck should I know?
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine
Also, Dude, "Samoas" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Caramel deLites”
This is what happens WHEN you lose a membrane from a button
I was talking about my ant bone.
Well, sure, man.
BJ Emily
You're 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that?
Fucking White Supremacist!
Panera
It increases the chances of conception.
They got four more detectives working on the case.
You're not dealing with morons here, Lebowski
I could find this fucking Lebowski guy.
Jeff Lebowski.
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Well, aren'cha?
Fuck DDS. Fuck you, Rashkind.
Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an 8.
- 'unless it's an emergency.' - This is a fucking emergency!
- We are sympathising, Dude. - Fuck sympathy.
That tattoo really tied the arm together, did it not?
Your Revolution is over Mr. Trump!
Wow, lost my train of thought here.
Leeds
Regret the Legos?
These guys are like me. They're pacifists.
sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, you know...
Dude, fat man is not the Preferred nomenclature
I mean, You got any promising, uh, leads or...
and I never been to France,
The man in the black pyjamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.
We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.
- Yeah, yeah. - You know this.
I hate the fucking Eagles.
You want a dec page? I can get you a dec page.
"Stop slapping cheeks punk!"
- Am I wrong? - No.
from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo.
You guys aren’t privy to all the new shit, so…
12-year-olds, Dude
If you will it, it is no dream
she is the light of my life.
'This will not stand.
- Is this your homework, Larry? - We know it's his homework!
Where's the Money, Toby?
Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are.
What Does Mussolini have to do with Spiderman
Lingonberry pancakes.
That light really tied the room together, did it not
California, are you fucking this up?!
Masons are evil Shut ther fuck up, Skippy!
You’re like a child who wander in to the middle of a movie.
YOUR MOTHER & I WHEN YOU START TALKING UCHICAGO TO US
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh . . . . . . your opinion, man.
What are you a fucking park ranger?
Would hold out much hope for the Dbacks, though Or the Reds
I told that bob a fucking thousand times that I don't make ice Shabbos!
Call 'em and explain it to them.
After-effects?
Oh, I know that guy.
Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you Donny.
These men are cowards
native-americans, please
- Yeah, but... - Am I wrong?
Dude, please. Is this your homework, Larry?
I’m finishing my bullshit work.
Calmer than you are.
"Afro-Siberian," please.
She most certainly was not.
I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
to use the parlance of our times.
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?!?!
am i the only one here who gives a shit about the rules?
THe man in the black pajamas dude...worthy f'ing adversary
I'm a snoop Like hue men
Is this your email, Todd?
You think im fucking around? Plug your weight hole!
they finally did it they killed my fucking house
Hey! This is a private residence, man.
?????
Who the fuck are you, man?
You want a font? I can get you a font.
No, here.
What the hell happened?
- Are we gonna split hairs? - No.
Fucking time wasted. Thanks a lot, Spurs.
Ronan right now
I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero?
They're gonna kill her and then me.
Cheers to all the people Who can change their minds about their beliefs when...
Our fucking troubles are over, dude!
This guy fuckin walks.