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Like, maybe a-a grown-up dinner together.
Gotta embrace change, baby.
♪ Without your love
Nobody invites me anywhere!
I'm just -- I'm tired of trying.
People forget that behind the grandeur
♪ A shady tree
But we were gonna leave... start over.
Patty, what do you care? You're my sister.
Guys, leave her alone, alright?
So, what'd I miss the last 15 years?
Calling me crazy is the nicest you ever been to me.
Oh, don't let so many people pull out in front of you.
Can I get you a glass of wine?
It's a party.
we will celebrate our anniversary your way, 'kay?
♪ In life
Are you saying... Oh, yes, Neil.
Oh.
Hey, you wanna see if you pass inspection?
The account's empty.
Uh...babe, I'm sorry I passed out
so, what, do I just go numb?
Ugh.
like, done.
taking pulls off a handle of tequila.
a lot of sense for us right now.
I wish I'd have those.
♪ Without your love
Geez.
Oh, my God.
Is that blood?
No, it's not. No, it's not.
Yeah. So, um, why did you?
You're wearing some hot little thing.
A few years ago, he got into some hot water
I don't think it's wanting it enough that's the problem.
So, um, did you tell him I know about the account?
-It's a liquor store. -I know what I said.
♪ Yes, these are the best things in life ♪
Ah.
Uh-huh.
I thought you said this was from Pottery Barn.
We can be everything we always wanted.
Oh, right. Silly me.
God, not again.
All you gotta do is pay attention.
It's time to grow up. I gotta change.
'Cause I'm bad with money.
♪ For only you can make these things ♪
We did?
like, this image of what I --
We have that appointment at the bank first thing tomorrow.
What Allison wants, Allison gets.
This looks fun.
Am I bad at driving, or does he want the car?
♪ Hey, hey, hey
You look [Sighs]... No.
while I have to watch my snobby boss
I, uh, had a bit of a rough morning
♪ A warm embrace
I'm a bad driver with split ends and an overbite.
until you come to your senses?
What?
I could use a few bodies.
"Kelvin"? Yeah.