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I get nervous behind the wheel,
Can you grab us freshies?
Good for you.
when we opened the account.
and I wanted to feel fancy.
that we're the kind of people who deserve a new house.
Well, where'd you pass out?
Yup. His plumbing caught on fire.
Well, market research shows people in New England
What's the difference?
There's no "we" in there.
'Course we do.
Oh.
putting out fires.
It's no fair that you get to work there
-Like a threesome? -Like a threesome?
Uh, no. It's for Kevin.
We're actually renovating a place
10 years' worth just for a down payment?
And I'm sure you're wondering what I'm gonna get you for the occasion,
Are you okay?
Why would I pay it back if you never went to college?
His plumbing --Caught on fire.
I don't think I could --Eh.
I actually wanted to talk.
And, uh, throw in a couple of the wheel scratchers.
The hell with that. I deserve --
Nothing.
Oh, yeah, well, I'm surprised I didn't recognize you.
-Oh, come on! -I'm up next!
I have no idea.
Yeah.
50? I'm not even close.
What the hell have you been doing?
Ah. What party?
I wake up, I go to the salon,
Wade Boggs only appreciates.
I don't even see the point of a party anymore.
You know? We can still --
Gah!
That's, like, all our savings.
He gets me all to himself,
Um, no. No.
if you can't close your eyes and picture a future