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putting it together and -- Oh!
I'm sorry.
what we could be, I had something to hope for.
Oh, shit, Marcus, that bitch bitch-slapped you.
It's gone.
My girl likes 'em.
Where's Allison?
Meats.
When my husband's in the car with me, he says,
But this isn't just a perm.
Allison, avert your eyes.
like diners where they think a white lady cooks the food.
You can ask some of your dad's friends.
thinking a perm will solve all their problems?
Allison, avert your eyes.
Nothing says "party" like your flowcharts.
Math is workable?
And now that the party's finally getting good, thank God.
We both did.
and fill out an application.
Nope.
I always forget mental illness runs in your family.
That's seven for Kevin!
Pick up your trash.
The weekly savings thing.
I saw the note you left on the bathroom mirror.
We're going, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going.
-It's understated. -It's dead.
I can merge, and, you know,
Strong handshake from a little lady.
'Cause I don't think this actually would really make
Um...
Okay, babe, how about this -- how about next year,
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme what you got ♪
You got to live in New York City.
Why does everybody leave?!
And I can drive stick, I can parallel park,
What the hell, lady?!
So, that's why I'm not a good driver.
Just getting some fresh air.
Kevin?
Okay.
Kelvin. Whoa.
It sure is.
to come to this lame thing.
But why? You got out.
and I can work at the happiest place on Earth.
It's nice to have good neighbors.
maybe you're insane,
Well, you coulda told me.
It happens more than you think.
Ah.
Yeah.
...are, too.
Well, uh, you can wear a fat suit and install cable,
does a package come to this house?
do what you wanted this whole time --