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Goodwill.
at our anniversary party.
Come on up. Yeah, up here. Come on.
I felt sorry for you.
But we have one car, and he doesn't have to share it.
Worcester's an up-and-coming city.
Shit. Shit.
We can own a home.
Oh. Caught me.
Haven't had something this fancy since communion.
What?
It's garnish.
to drop your accent in high school.
Just don't go crazy, okay?
You think he's better?
Doesn't market research also show that
Nobody thinks that we're leaving, but I promise you --
She didn't.
Wow.
Kevin?
♪ Hey, hey, hey
♪ 'Cause you know, baby, I need what you got ♪
we could celebrate our 10th anniversary
I realized, I spend every Anniversa-rager
and I needed a few jelly Munchkins.
I've lost the will to rage!
and you couldn't be bothered just to pay attention?
I just found out that Mr. Harrison goes nuts
and a pack of menthols.
No, you know what?
Okay.
Sellers are motivated, it's within the gates,
Most women develop osteoporosis by 50.
trading fake sports memorabilia.
Aw. Man.
and he says that's 'cause I never finish things.
I did. He's crying next door.
I'm a -- I'm a customer,
Hey. We've been here for 10 years now.
He's my fourth cousin.
Yeah, well, I know I had too much liquor last night,
He asked Neil for money, who of course came to me.
No!
Crap! Mother eff--
Well, this looks fun.
what can you do, right?
♪ When you're making love to me, dear ♪
'Cause dinner's almost ready.
But, I mean...
Can't some things just stay the same anymore?
It's great, babe. It is.
I'm a bad driver.