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Oh, I am so sorry.
On scrambled eggs and hot dogs?
Kevin! What did you do?!
Thought I might see you at some point.
I'm dying inside!
This is like when you said you were going back to school?
elegant.
Has she seen you do that?
It's not about the house, you know?
Kelvin, I never --I-It was Allison's idea!
But...
Mm?
Tell him you want a Dyson or a Pandora's bracelet.
Um, I was sort of running.
I come home, I watch a game with the guys.
Because I'm busy.
Okay, but if I do this, you have to behave, okay?
Come here, babe.
♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do
I'm a bad driver. I've accepted that.
I'll be fine.
So, we're gonna have another fancy, boring-person party
Uh, what have I said about green stuff?
Aren't you?
What is there even to live for anymore?
That was one time, and your eyebrows grew back.
Someone has to be responsible. Right?
You bring your auntie something nice.
I'm already thinking about cleanup.
Because dreaming's useless with him around,
Oh!
Hey, honey.
We're gonna be okay.
Okay. Well, I'm gonna go run some errands before work.
This coffee table's from Pottery Barn.
-Present. -Oh, good, you're home.
Look, it's got granite countertops and a mudroom.
-Dream House. -It's not about the house!
Can we get Allison up here? There she is.
Well, it's just tinted ChapStick.
And we can finally do that thing you say we'll never do.
Let's get this all cleared up, okay?
♪ It doesn't mean a thing
Hey. Hey.
You blew up my life. Was that just for fun?
It's like getting lobster from McDonald's.
O-Our first anniversary, Chuck got me running shoes.
oh.
But thank you.
We're moving!
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 'Cause you know, baby..
She didn't invite me.
Game over! It's naked lap time, Neil!
You'd be surprised.
Hold on.
Can't you get some of the people from outside to come in here?
and you -- you're the most important part of the plan.
He needs me to help him with a problem
So much room for cleaning products.
Come on.