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See, I never promise Leslie anything.
That's right.
Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile,
What happened?
I didn't know that.
I'm getting better.
and then I'm gonna go into a supply closet
No, no, no. Trust me.
Thank you.
Check this out. I just invented it...
Uh, hi, Leslie.
That's the most I've ever liked Ann.
- Sure. - It's about April.
That's gross.
Just stay sleeping.
We still never talk sometimes.
- I want another nurse. - Well, there are none.
My body's like a chip too.
The worst thing you could do with an important presentation like this is over-prepare
Gross. Your forehead is all sweaty.
And I just need to make sure
My body has no fat to protect itself from disease.
but I'm just feeling really tired.
Obsessively misting with hand sanitizer
STOP FARTING