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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Now I know I can’t find someone who’s both aggressively mean and apathetic
- I thought we had a meeting. - No, we do.
and then get everyone to refer to their packets,
All right, you're burning up.
#floorganggang
You are an unstoppable good-idea machine!
Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
I think we need to get these bananas out of here."
It's very important that you replenish my body
- I don't want him to think... - Stop.
I hurt her feelings, and now she's pissed at me.
Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here?
at the '97 NBA finals.
Uh, you have a nice day with your spa buddies?
So I took another one. I threw that up.
I missed yesterday.
I knew it! I didn’t know that.
And then I took a third, and it stayed down.
That was amazing.
Thanks.
Not like, "damn, you're fine,"
super straw.
I'm super, super excited.
That was Leslie Knope.
I am off for a soak and a schvitz.
Hey, wait.
Yeah, no. It's okay. I didn't think so.
Religious oligarchy.
What's Your Excuse? Want to go there?
in this department.
is, frankly, incalculable.
I've already vomited, like, five times today.
Why is half of you face all swirly?
has already made history.
Nope.