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- What are you, two years old? - Oh, well pardonez-moi.
I called them.
We gave the money to the church.
What starts in fun ends in tears.
- You better get in my car fast! - Can you take us to the interstate?
You all right?
[SPITS] We were trying to make an arrest.
That should be easy. Easy. Pitiful. Thumbs.
Hey.
- Are you headed towards Paradise? - No, I'm going to New York.
Why don't you wait inside? Excuse me.
Okay, Ed.
Oh, you don't have to put it out now.
What-- ♪ you're nobody till somebody cares ♪
Would you pleas pass me the giblet gravy?
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
What's the problem? She wants to fly down here.
Three's bad. That's right.
What's the matter? What's the matter?
I said, hey, why don't you go and find yourself...
Huh! Tough! We'll be done here very shortly.
[SNIFFLING]
what is wrong with you? I'm just feelin' good.
All right. Let's do it! [CLICKING]
Where is he? That's him in the back.
♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you ♪
I'm being held hostage on the night baby Jesus was born. What the hell does it look like?
No. No, just an assumption. No, we haven't seen--
By God, Clovis, that's very observant of you.
- [HORN HONKS] - [HORSE WHINNIES]
All right, all right. Shut up! Shut up!
Am I nuts? I know those plates.
♪ and mercy mild I can't wait for that newborn-- ♪
And I didn't-- what? Sit down.
Let's take them down.
Hold him! He's coming! Get around his back! Push him! Push him!
a little exercise, which it looks like some of you could use. All right?
Okay, okay. Bill, come on. Let's call her. I'm dying to hear from her.
♪ Santa claus down through the chimney ♪
But there were ten million cops at the restaurant.
I got him! Give him your hand.
♪ so find yourself somebody to love ♪
Excuse me. Would you mind telling me which way you're headed?
You know, it's a good thing they made us deputies, Clovis.
Fresh air! Yes, sir.
Come on, I-- what are you--
"FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE YOU IDIOT"
All right, all right, all right.
[CAR CREAKING] Boy, I bet the space shuttle makes less noise.
Oh, yeah! Then we can get some balloons, and we can go to the puppet show.
Shut up and get in. Ma! What--
- There's something ain't right about that. - I'll get in.
Oh, Christ on a crooked crutch! Get out of the way!
[MAN] All the way in. Let's go.
No.
♪ [DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR]
I thought you boys were on your way to Philadelphia.
Hey! Ooh! [GLASS BREAKING]
Quiet, okay?
Whatever it is, we'll talk about it at home.
Oh, this can't be true! Vic, what are we doin' in this joint?
We didn't do that, did we?
but the bank was robbed this afternoon...
- Except my mother, of course. - You got a picture of your mother in your wallet?
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Thanks, ma.
Well, now, that's the worst part of it.
[CHUCKLES] So what are you doing here?
I can easily be led astray.
Look. Over here.
All right. Get out of the car.
♪ let us bring him silver and gold ♪
Well, I guess that just depends on how you look at it, doesn't it?
Bas ab bohot gya
Spill on aisle three! Spill on aisle three!
Oh, oh, certainly, dear. It's in the hall.
Do you believe a person can be on one road their whole life,
Well, if you get your car out of the way, we'll get the traffic movin'. See ya later. Thank you.
[ALL] ♪ hark, the Herald angels sing
Merlin! Dad! They took merl-- yeah. Yeah, I know.
All right. You're a good horse. Stay strong.
[ROSE] Look, there's Timmy. Merry Christmas, Timmy.
All right, all right. Love you too.
All right, all right. Tell it nice and slow.
So stop jackin' off, get the car and pick up this scum!
There she is.
You wanna see three ski masks?
[LAUGHING] She is a funny lady. How you guys doin'?
Come on, Caesar. We're getting out of here. Don't make me shoot you.
No, no. We're fine. Thank you so much for your hospitality.
[ED LAUGHING]
Key! Key! All right, you fashion queen. Who's got the key?
You know what else I miss around here?
[BILL] Oh, God! [DAVE] Go, Alvin, go!
Hey, stop. Here we go. We're here.
which way do you think the mouse is headed? ♪ out jumps good old
No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Me and Alvin borrowed a car. Let's go. Okay.
♪ Do not hasten to bid me adieu ♪
- [SHOUTING CONTINUES] - Run right up into them.
Okay. How you guys doin'? [CLEARS THROAT]
[INMATE] Hey, Mazzucci. Tell us about that bank you broke into.
Sorry.
You know, Bill, maybe if we did something for somebody else,
Something you may regret.
Bill, I think that dunk in the lake got to your brain.
Oh, dear! Well, come on in. I hope you don't mind.
- No, he's not. - Yes, he is!
[LAUGHING]
There's really no collateral at all.
Lay down your weapons. Come out with your hands above your head.