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yeah, well, we're in New Jersey now. That's not far enough away?
On the insurance. Only a crook would do a thing like that.
[POUNDING]
Kind of like a boom, boom, boom. Don't you hear it?
What's going on at the house? Yeah.
♪ [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
How do you mean? Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh! [SHUDDERING] I got ya.
Is it true?
He said he loved me.
I can't even--
♪ 'tis the season to be jolly ♪
Nice coat. Who shot the couch?
But I suspect that you three are getting the break of a lifetime.
- We gotta get him out. - You're not gonna die.
You boys here for the winterfest?
Yeah, I'm all right. Except--
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
He asked me to do him this favor. He gave me a letter explaining everything.
what-- what are you doing here?
I've never seen 'em before. [AGENT] This way. Watch your step.
Well, who are you?
I don't care what their story is. Everybody everywhere is a suspect.
[SIRENS WAILING]
Up to that bank president's house.
♪ [CONTINUES] So long, Jerry. Bye, boys.
I told them.
I'm going with you to get the key. [SHOUTING] No! You stay here!
There's guns in the trunk, and I got a problem?
you do what you do, and I do what I do.
Really? There's no problem between us? There's startin' to be.
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTS, CHATTER]
Holy shit. Get down, Clovis. Get down.
Oh, that's excellent. Philadelphia? That's a little out of our way, don't you think?
[DAVE, ALVIN SHOUTING]
♪ with lots of toys start with the cheese and move backwards.
Yes. What? I see it.
Well, your brother's got himself a girlfriend.
It said on the sign-- All of them. All of them.
Who needs you? Forget it. Hold on, Merlin!
How?
♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪ [CRUNCHING]
It's a splendid array of fish, shellfish, garlic, paprika--
- Oh, God, he's got a gun! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
overpowering three guards and hijacking a laundry truck.
I'm sorry I'm not a deadbeat like you, Bill. Huh!
You know, I think you did something stupid today.
but it's--
Dear Dave and Alvin. It's been five years since I've seen my daughter.
Agent Peyser? What?
That there may possibly be guns...
Flinstone? Yes.
Anything's better than looking at you two gorillas and listening to your horse shit.
[DAVE CHUCKLING] What do you call it? Whoa.
Anybody who moves will get shot, as will the person next to you.
The three wise men.
Don't you? You got that right, Mrs. A.
It's been five years since you've been to confession.
- Oh, you know, you look damp. You must be cold. - [TV NEWSCASTER, INDISTINCT]
Eh--
I NEED OINTMENT
You sound like you're anxious to get rid of us. What's the matter?
Mr. Anderson, if you don't mind my asking, [CLEARS THROAT]
Heh heh! Yummy, yummy.
Get you half off on lunch, free coffee with every meal.
Hey, Merlin.
Yahoo! Yahoo! [LAUGHS]
I'm sorry, cliff, that I didn't tell you everything about myself.
♪ Ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪
- On 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em! - [ALVIN] Go! Go!
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
[TOGETHER] Duh.
You may as well brush up here, okay?
I'm feeling so good, I'm gonna call our ma. Mrs. Anderson, can we call our mother?
I don't know what the hell happened in this town,
This was very nice of you. Please tell the Andersons--
come here.
- And all we could do in return was steal from them.
Oh.
was lying outside.
It's just waiting to be picked. I love the way he tells this story.
No, sir. Not this year.
Where are we headed?
Merry Christmas!
Wait a sec. Now, ma, now, you listen to me.
[VIC] Put it back? Back in the bank?
Faster! Faster!
Me either. [POUNDING CONTINUES]
All right.
[BELL JINGLING] Ma.
[BILL] How's that?
Exactly how much was taken?
- Move! - Yes, sir!
Some-- somebody... dropped it outside... my front door.
Hey, I borrowed the car from fast Eddie. Who the hell is fast Eddie?
Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to.
Yeah.