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No, I don't believe so.
- You set me up. - What?
You never-- you never did drop it.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
- Alvin! - Alvin, come back!
You know, I just hate to ruin this hallmark moment.
What do you want me to do? Bag this stuff.
Here, Bill. I got you this.
[DRIVER CHUCKLES]
[JAWBREAKER CLICKING]
[DICK] Mm. Otherwise, we'd just be sitting around, talking about that terrible robbery.
A place like this? Or this place?
Coffee? You bet.
I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass.
♪ you may be king
Alvin.
I guess I should say Sarah downstairs. 'Cause now I'm downstairs.
[BELL RINGING] [MAN] Merry Christmas!
I'd go in that bank and take that place over.
You know, every time there's a problem, those two idiots show up.
[ALARM CONTINUES] I'm Alvin Firpo, officer. I was just here...
[SQUAWKING]
Don't you two fall in love.
come on. Oh.
I think we lucked out with those kids.
over-anticapatory.
[ALL GRUNTING]
♪ [MUTED] [MUTED LAUGHTER]
What are you talking about? Your wallet!
And breathe... and let it out. [ALL INHALE, EXHALE]
Sarah.
I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! What are you doing?
My name's Alvin Firpo.
Stay here! I know that! But, dad, they took Merlin!
Never was ours.
Stop it! Are you crazy? Stop it!
- Yeah, I know. I have them right here, Mr. Anderson. - [ALVIN MUMBLES]
Merry Christmas. Good night, sir.
Is there anything I can do to help you? Uh, no. I don't think so.
Fine, fine. Then we'll get some ring dings and milk for the child in the back.
It depends on the person.
[ALVIN] Oh, this is nice.
Son of a bitch! I'm not with you five minutes, and I'm being chased by cops!
What? It's true, agent Peyser.
It's a beautiful thing.
You gotta get out of here. This is where I work. Yeah, but--
Help! Help!
Over the years, I've persuaded everybody in town to open up a little Christmas club account.
Forty-five minutes ain't bad.
No, goddamn it! Sons of bitches! It's all right.
The same way I would: Close to my heart.
I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you about it.
- [LAUGHS] Whoo! - Turn! Turn! To the right! Okay!
Oh, ow!
outside.
♪ [MUTTERING]
Right. Oh, no. All those farm houses, they look alike. [CHUCKLES]
Eh, I didn't have snow chains.
[HORSE WHINNYING]
Wait a minute. No, no, wait. There it goes again.
♪ You do what you do and I do what I do ♪
- Did you rob that bank? - Ah! What an imagination! [LAUGHING]
[VIC] Get out, you pain in the ass. I've had it with you.
They're saints. That car wash robbed itself.
thanks a lot.
- [MAN] Mr. Firpo. - Uh, yes?
You know what? They got some kinda feast out there, I'm tellin' ya.
I missed you boys too.
Do not move! [DAVE] Get your hands up now!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
All right. Let's start this off on the right foot.
You know, 'cause you have to have all that extra security and everything.
[RECEIVER SLAMS]
Your last name isn't Collins, is it?
heh! You know... Rob the bank.
Now I remember. I saw them too. [CROWD CHATTERING]
Hey, Bill, don't you just love this old, classic architecture?
And that, gentlemen, will be the end of that.
- ♪ way up in the sky little lamb ♪ - honey, you have to sign this.
Whoa!
- I'm eatin' scrapple. - Don't touch any of that! We're gettin' out of here!
- [TIRES SCREECHING] - [BANGING]
Singing at the top of your lungs, jumping around like Fred Astaire!
- Who the hell is that? - You just shut up, and let me do the talking.
You better go take your showers. You got it, Mrs. A.
Listen, guys. Where are you taking us? What is this?
I know the bank is across the street.
Now, one other thing.
You have a couple of eggnogs with some farmers,
[ALVIN SHOUTING]
[SHOUTING] Alvin!
[SIGHS] Well, when's he get back?
Well, the bank... Is across the street.
Season's greetings. Santa claus is coming to town.
He means that...
Anybody got a crowbar? Yeah.
I did it.
Pull out some of those chairs. That'll be fine.