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I got carried away by the Christmas spirit.
I hate it. Christmas Eve, and my wife had the--
[ALVIN LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Watch the shirt. It was a present.
[BRUNO] Why don't we just take 'em?
- Didn't have snow chains! - Look, you guys are gonna freeze out here.
I can see nothing's changed.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
and then just back up and take another?
But you haven't actually seen these guns, have you, Dave.
if there were more than two, you could have been hurt.
You look familiar. Well, I'm not.
Ma, I'm sure he's the nicest killer on c block, but I really got to get to work.
Not at all. Come on in out of the cold.
All right, all right, all right.
[WHINNYING] [ALVIN SHOUTING]
She works right there. Where?
Hm. Well, we gotta give these cops one thing, they're efficient.
Oh, Christ. He looks like he's turning blue.
We can't leave him here.
He's gaining on us. Who cares? Alvin, step on it!
[COUGHING] [GASPS]
I-- I-- you're not-- who's lying now?
- Don't be long. - I need ointment!
Hey, man, get a room. What for?
All right, now. This is just a robbery. No one will get hurt.
♪ you never change it
What? I was-- I was--
We named him Tripod.
By three men. And on Christmas Eve?
Oh, Mrs.-- [DELIGHTED GASP] I like that.
Give me some light.
All right. Back up, everybody. Just go on with your business. There's nothing here to watch.
Pull out some of those chairs. See how many we can get.
No, we're just-- we're just passin' through.
Mrs. Anderson. [NERVOUS MUTTERING]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Especially given the gravity of the situation...
- We've got it all under control! - This is a big mistake. I can explain everything.
Transgression? Uh... I don't know.
And a merry Christmas to you.
who developed an outside digit of the forelimb which became greatly elongated...
What the hell's the matter with you?
Oh, my God, a gun! [CROWD CLAMORING]
- [SHUDDERING] - Alvin!
Upstairs?
[PATRONS CHATTERING]
We'll talk later.
Look what you started, you big gorilla.
You call this being nice? This is as nice as we're gonna get.
I can't really believe it would be anybody from town.
Come here a second.
Oh, shit. What? You know him?
no, no! It's all right! Put the money back!
waiting to see when the meter ran out. [ENGINE REVVING]
- What's going on here? - We may have found two of our suspects.
[DAVE] Hurry up! [BILL] Just be cool. Lay back.
Is that any relation?
No. He really thought he was dying, and he came down here to help you.
I'm robbing the bank!
We're deputies, for Christ's sake. Right, Bernie?
Are you out of your mind? Go!
Just stay out of my sight.
We're screwed.
Can I have 'em back? The pen-- it said, take--
If you don't give me that money, I'm gonna throw your mother out the window!
♪ [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
than actually was so they could claim double...
Can I talk to you a minute? Merry Christmas, father.
So, I guess we have a clean slate now. Huh?
Sorry. Put the table on their tab.
No, no, no. One for you. Thank you.
We're not gonna hurt her, as long as you do the right thing.
Hey, dad.
Yeah, that and we're looking for a Sarah Mazzucci.
[CHATTERING]
who here, this is their first robbery? Raise your hand. [EXHALES]
Might find a walleye in there. See anything?
Tell her. I paid for it. No.
Come on. Y-Y-You gotta think of a way to get us out of here.
- What's that mean? - He's got water in his lungs.
and now we're practically accusing them of being bank robbers.
wait a minute. Hold up. Excuse me.
You and the Andersons probably cooked this whole thing up together.
Whoa. Wait a minute. You withheld this information? Huh?
What? [COUGHS]
You all right?
Just passin' through! Passin'.
and she's the only thing in the world that means anything...
Freeze! Freeze!
I can't believe the only thing I got you on is some parole violation.
If these three guys aren't the crooks, I'd like to know--
I, much like my reptilian brother, shall take wing...
[BILL] He's comin' after us.
fine. I'm leaving.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER] ¡policia! ¡policia!
How's that? I just--
You know exactly what you're doin'...
Come on, son. Spit some of that stuff out of there. Come on.
You don't know me.
Spill on aisle three.
♪ [SCATTING] Yeah!
Oh! I think they've had enough excitement for one day.
I can't pretend to know too much about these matters.
Go forward. There's plenty of space. It's okay.
It's my car. What the--
I don't like this. [GRUNTS]