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Never mind.
Wait till you see the giblet gravy. [SHUDDERS] No, Alvin.
Cut it out! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on!
Bank-- bank president? What are you talking about?
You're gonna have to kill me, because I'm not dragging those people in that house into this.
Everyone, keep your hands up!
Uh, Mrs. Anderson,
Breath in. Good. Hold it. And let it out.
Can we stop and get some ring dings and milk?
[SPUTTERS]
Yeah, well, this feeling you're getting is paranoia!
So, uh, what kind of license plate do you have?
They took us in, and they treated us like we was one of their own.
[SPUTTERS] Go home now. Stay off the interstate.
Okay! Nobody move! Keep your hands up! Stay away from the phones!
You're doing it right now.
- ♪ [STOPS] - I'm sorry, ma.
I've got bad news. We got a hostage situation.
Well, then let's compare.
- You shut up. - Liar, liar.
Somebody got their Christmas bonus early. What do you think he did? Drink it?
Move! Move up!
Well, of course, I saw you talking with Sarah upstairs,
Can we make it three? Three ski--
[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you.
Would you quit hoverin' 'round me like bad news?
- Hey! - Get him! Take him down!
Alvin, come on.
Merry Christmas!
Alvin.
- Gag her! - Oh, cut it out. You can't--
Thank you, ma'am. Merry Christmas!
and it's obvious nobody here is gonna tell me.
I paid for that. I didn't see nothing.
Edna? Edna? Are we sleeping together? I think not.
As I told you before, she refuses to visit me here.
It's not? No, it's not,
Come on, man. It's Christmas. What the hell.
Thank you. Oh. There's some scallions in there.
- Come on. Keep going. Go. - [SHOUTING CONTINUES]
But you two bastards owe me for all the shit I've done for you,
I-it's locked? All right! Who's got the key? Raise your hand!
[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
[CELL DOOR SLAMMING]
The storm dumped 14 inches in Chicago before moving east.
That's weird. Do you have any idea why?
Don't screw it up. You understand?
Come on. [CHUCKLES]
We won't, sir.
- Sarah, he didn't know about your father. - Yeah, sure.
Yeah. We did it, Mr. Anderson, and we're sorry.
It adds up. It gives everybody a little extra security and pride.
- We know that's where the money is. - Money? What money?
I can really use something like that in my life. What's her name?
This headstone says Anderson.
Come on. Just grab it.
New customer? Heh heh!
You expect me to believe that horse shit? Who wants to die first?
You know, wash up a little. Get warm.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Are you married? Why? Are you gonna propose?
Come here. Get away from me, you nut.
♪ but you're nobody till somebody loves you ♪
Anybody suspicious around before the bank was robbed? Oh, well--
I'm telling you, they know something.
Where do I know those plates from?
I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, guys.
that you're not telling me something!
wanting to take us over.
I'll say whatever I want. Do you like music?
Whoa. Whoa.
[DOOR CLATTERS]
You don't think we know what you're doing?
Help!
Everything I got points to you three.
That my boys wouldn't come back and save me?
Here. You gotta read this.
[ALVIN] Hmm. What?
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
[INMATES CHATTERING]
Shit! All right, back away!
- I swear I'm gonna get us all out of this. - Oh, no. Come on.
No. Everybody's fine, Father Gorenzel. Oh, good.
Hello, ma? Dave?
Yep. They're here.
Why don't you let me do the crackin'...
I'm coming, I'm coming.
You have no idea what kind of night I've had.
[SIREN WAILING]
for putting money back into a vault?
These three were in my store a half hour before the robbery, and they bought three ski masks.
Boys. Boys, the dinner will be ready in 10 minutes.
Rough night? [CHUCKLES]
Clovis, what the hell did you do now?
Over here! Move! Move!
♪ Wake unto me
Shut up and get inside.
but tonight's been a real eye-opener for me.
Bill, you do what you do, and I do what I do.
You need a lobotomy. Don't get nasty with me.
That they'd rather have a couple of hundred thousand bucks over a mother's love?
hey! Is my brother doin' a great job?
Any luck? No.
[ANDERSON] No. It's been a nice diversion having you three with us.
I hate this town. I hate it.
Here. Hang on. We're gonna get you out of there.
Come on, buddy.
That's no good. It's no good.
Bye, Dave! Bye, Alvin!
♪ a child, a child shivers in the cold ♪
Who's gonna double-cross him? He's buried more people than forest lawn!
- Deputy Timmy? - Sir.
Listen. How would you feel if I were to settle down in a place like this?
Can I take your order now? I'm not quite sure.
Merlin! Dad! Dad! Dad!
I just robbed these people. I don't want to get to know them.
I saw them all go together.
- You have no brain either. - Hey! You guys all right?
She's been here a couple of years now. Heh!
[MUMBLING] Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
However, if what you say is true-- which, I'm sure it is--
Well, for years now, these big-city banks have been threatening to come in,
He's staying here. Oh.