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I'm sorry, you're saying "ring bearer," right?
Great. And while you do that, I'll check in on the ring bear.
Go, Pack, go.
Why do you know what they're called?
We've only got about 45 minutes until they get inside.
Uh, ha, ha...
...and replaced it with cheap booze, ketchup, and hand sani.
But it doesn't mean it's gonna happen to you.
Plus, how about those balls dragging all over the ground?
[GLASS SHATTERS]
Yeah, but he's in the middle of Wisconsin. How am I gonna punish...?
Still, when you think about it...
[IN UNISON] One, two, three.
...you should have to wear something you don't want to.
Knocking out serpents, busting down castle doors.
Have you been avoiding Barney?
- You peel the label off the Glen McKenna. - On it.
Well, we both know he may not get here in time.
[BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
I almost killed my wife, Ted.
We got lucky.
- Aah! Take her. - What...?
For a guy who loves New York this much, to leave it...
TED: What I didn't know at the time was:
L...
[IN SPANISH ACCENT] Hi. My name is Rodrigo DeGoya.
...when something occurred to me.
- Stay safe, R-Train. - You too, B-Nasty.