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Tons of empty rooms to bang in. Hurry, I've started without you. I mean, I love you.
Remind me to put a $5 bill in Barney's wedding card.
The Farhampton liquor store is actually pretty high-end.
It's a list of all the things I wanna do before I leave New York.
I mean, "Fix graffiti on 96th and Amsterdam"?
That's an excuse. You have been avoiding Barney and Robin since the carousel.
That's not gonna be us, right?
- There's gotta be someplace to bang here. - I'm starving. We should've hit the buffet...
Yeah. It will.
What is it with dudes and swords?
[IN UNISON] I never wanna have sex again.
That's totally what you were thinking, right?
[ALL CHEERING]
Why does the brother always die first?
- Wait, you guys had a sword fight? - Maybe a tiny one.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I loved that dress you cut in half.
You are avoiding him.
- That's kind of weird. - Is "weird" the right word?
... Uncle Marshall had gotten kicked off his flight home from Minnesota...
And now on Monday, you're running away to Chicago.
And down south, it made mama look...
Basically carrying your revenge-and-sangria-soaked ass.