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THIS is your family
Nick's got 20 minutes
The Lego movie it’s canceled
About what I said before...
...they're exercising.
A lingering doubt remains.
[SIGHS]
Go ahead! We don't need ya!
- Hmm. -Oh, no.
Let's go for it!
Master Shredder.
[SCREAMS]
Yeah.
Ooh, a fellow spring baby ehh
We met many years ago...
APRIL: Oh, God, your father's gonna have kittens.
...and learning the secret art of ninja.
Sock it to me, baby.
Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?
Fore.
Stomach: "Pork Rind."
And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
BOY: Yeah. I am.
Leo...
when you come back from college
...to thank one of those individuals in particular.
[LAUGHTER]
You're lying to me.
Sex
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...and yet, still not whole.
Have you got something else?
You are my eyes and ears.
...and I began their training...
Heh. He loved junk.
Attack.
Motherfucking Mr. pickles Motherfucking Mr. pickles
- We fought well. -Mm-hm.
Man, we could really use Raph right about now.
We all think he's alive.
A Jose Canseco bat?
So, what do we do now?
- Aah. -Yes, Oroku Saki.
...and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu...
Freak!
...Leonardo...
I've had the whole city looking for you.
Danny.
[GROANS]
MICHAELANGELO: Give me that.
- Deal. -See you around.
No, I'm afraid not.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh!
You fight well in the old style...
He will not speak.
Some citizens of New York actually came to my rescue.
Was a two-for-one sale, pal.
Come on. Don't just--
They're in NYE!
[GROANS]
I'm in love
[GROANING]
And soon I gave them all names...
Hey, Donnie, Wheel of Fortune, dude.
Thanks, April.
It's a baby boy with a wounded on his forehead ?
[IMITATING JAMES CAGNEY] Mmm. You dirty rat.
MAN: Aah...
Well, you sure act like it sometimes.
- Shall we go get him? BOTH: No.
I go myself.
I mean, the block's got a crack in it the size of the San Andreas.
I suggest we all meditate now...
CASEY: So long, freak. I got work to do.
[YELLS]
Looked like sort of a big turtle in a trench coat.
Instead of getting better, things have actually gotten worse.
Hey, Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight?
It's a Kodak moment.
- Leave a message after the beep. CASEY: What?
- Fight? -Fight.
And all you say is hi?
I'm--
Oh , so that’s the plan from out Greg leader , huh? Just sit here on out butts.
*shot*
...who wear masks over ugly faces. -That's it.
[GROANS]
Afraid?
...that ultimate mastery comes not of the body...
llookfike I just called Mike Tyson a sissy.
Anger clouds the mind.
Just sit here on our butts.
[CROWD WHISPERING]
- Time's up. Three bucks off. -Mm.
...but he threw me to the floor...
I'm not dreaming, am I?
Nice Night.
The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one.
Go.
(HUMMING)
...and I don't think you're doing anything about it.