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MY WIFE IS HAVE BABY BUT I MISS IT BECAUSE I NEED SELL METH TO GUS AND THE JESSE ISN'T HELP BECAUSE IT'S ON HEROIN Bottom Text
Kyleigh and Morning Birds
...about their mortgages and pensions...
Right.
Get your ass up here now.
Phones off, please.
God. It's like she's here already.
...everyone was all choked up and shit.
One hour. If you miss it...
"Why The Long Faces Here?"
We missed you at the funeral today.
Why is it always one step forward and two steps back
Why you?
Wardrop
I'm the manager. Can I help you?
Gentlemen, is everything to your satisfaction?
Yeah.
...performing lobectomies after full-dosage radiation.
Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy.
Oh, owner. Okay.
- Come on! Come on! - Yo, if I know you, leave a message.
...like the simple high-margin commodity that it is.
Wait a minute. You making a wish? You gotta make a wish.
Okay, all right.