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Alan, that little shit down in Receiving came to work the other day high.
Holler at me, man. Power 107. 1.
just because you want them to, all right, man?
Come on, fuck all that, man.
I wish there was something I could do.
Mood
Get him! Bitch!
Here now, seeing how friendly you are to me
Lol
- I don't think he want that either. - Shit, man.
It ain't over for me No, it ain't over for me
You ain't know, nigga
When he tryin' to get this money For the rent
And I want something!
And me, I'm the kind of man that
Boy, it was raw as hell,
With my eyes, I done seen Some crazy things in the street
Got all these folks telling me I been gone too long.
I just made sure "Purple Rain" got played for the ladies, that's all.
Who’s in charge I’m in charge
You know, in real life, man,
Most gracious and heavenly Father, we pray that you
I just don't know what I'm supposed... Supposed to do.
And a whole new civilization is gonna rise from this one.
What, Beth Ann, she take way too long on her lunch break.
And Sally, just yesterday, came in with this skirt with the discontinued line.
We just miss you, Skinny, that's all.
There you go.
Trudy says she made $500 last night, $500, you heard me?
I'm gonna shoot this motherfucker in his head!
When you tryin' to get this money For the rent
There he is! There that motherfucker go!
Hold up for a second.
Like taking from a ho don't know No better, I know that ain't right
This is the man I was telling you about.
...but, you know, letting me sing on the...
Best get your ass up here with that good shit.
When she gives you head while she on her period
Look, I'm just asking you...
Hood snout.
a man gotta do what a man gotta do, right?
She hit the bricks running.
- Bitches jumpin' ship - Jumping ship.
or you mean like... that type of DJ?
Look,I need that piano Ima get u that MF piano son!
Will cause a whole lot of bitches Jumpin' ship
What the fuck it is you do.
- Did I fuck up? - You didn't fuck up. Just go.
Elroy, I'm having me a day that won't quit,
I've got all of his early stuff, back when he was still good.
Who in charge??
Skinny!
If I give it to you, you're gonna hold me to that.
- Boy, you fat, black and nasty, - My nigga.
back when we used to beatbox like the Fat Boys, remember that?
That the world would be against me
My pussy paid for this. I should be mad.
She get freaky on my birthday.
so you might wanna just take a little listen to it.
- Let me get these batteries, man. - "Purple Rain."
We gotta get that extension, D.
If you want quality, you have to pay for it.
Nigga, I'm talking to you, man.
That's a bottom bitch for you.
Skinny?
know what I mean?
Yeah, man, I used to have one of these when I was a little kid.
- What's up, nigga, you run out of spit? - No, man, I just...
yes beryl siogal are you a member of the hall of seagulls? yes we wash ourselves with holy seagull poo we sleep in the seagull poo dorms and we pray in the seagull poo church.
Come on, man.
who, by the way, she referred to as my friends.
Don't you dare take that tone with me, Clyde, okay?
Get your ass up, motherfucker!
IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A DUCK PIMP
Shit!
You say that,
sucker's better recognize, I ain't playing hoe If you violate off the top, trick you gotta go
And that shit just been...
But sometimes I feel, man, like...
well, we a lot like a dog.
You know it's hard out here for a PIMP..
- Hey, how's Nola, man? - Nola?
what we need right now is called a "hook."
- Hell, no. - Hell, yeah, they kicked
When he tryin' to get this money For the rent
Okay, let's see who it is that you know is somebody, huh?
Motherfucking tight-ass ride! You hear me?
- You on. You got it, you got it. - Hey, give me that bag, man.
Well, shit, baby, you know my rates.
PUT THE WORK IN, OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL TRUST THE PROCESS AND FLOW
How many outlets you need?
Spent up all my little monies.
I don't care if I got to take me a taxi ride home.
People who walk the walk, they sometimes talk the talk.
And I keep telling you, I ain't putting no shit on top of no shit, man.
and bring that microphone out with you, okay?
Because we done been over this ten times, Nola.
And me not pimping you because of...
You know, I got that up from...
...so I can believe in you the same way you believe in me.
Im In charge Kevlo
This is studio quality. It costs $250.
Heather this is for you.
You ol Mop head Salami Provolone Deli eating ass you ol Olive Garden plate licking ass you ol blue moon peanut eyes looking ass You ol Pizza Crust Spaghetti noodle lips ass you ol Slim Jim chomping ass you ol you lost man now give up the boonks ass
It really ain't no love It's 'bout this paper, man
Is it? Could it be?
So we roll up in front. We box them in.
What the fuck happened to you mane
That's the way the game goes Gotta keep it strictly pimpin'
Because sometimes that's what you gotta do.
Lookin at all the negativity up & down my timeline like..
Nola, you in charge and shit, all right?
...you know, you and me, we come from the same place,
But that's just my mind
- Big company? - Yeah.
Baby, you be the judge for that.
Tripping, man. I can sit back and laugh about it now,
Do you got, like, a regular kind of job, a day job?
North Memphis, where I'm from I'm Seventh Street bound
Remember that, baby? Remember that little skirt I had?