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And they just buy me out.
Well, that's the wonder of audiotape, Djay. We can just record over shit.
Hey, hey, hey. Come on, man. Come on, come on, come on.
Ain't that some shit?
I bet you won't beat that bitch Whoop that bitch
Come on. Come on.
I'm gonna put you in some new shoes tomorrow, man.
There's this little dude brought that up from New Orleans, man.
Hello Dude
You think I wanna spend the rest of my life
Shit, he was my age.
Keep hustlin'
You put it in the DJ's hand yourself, you hear me?
That's Shelby. He play piano down in my church.
It means we in charge.
I'm trying to have things But it's hard for a pimp
It's nice to have company, huh?
bless this food and this house in Jesus' name. Amen.
So I call up my crew. I call my crew up, I'm like, "Come pick me up."
I ain’t scared
Now, people who talk the talk, when it comes time for them to walk,
They gonna dig up the pyramids over in Egypt.
Skinny, I think you know my man Djay.
Bitch. Shit, back in the day,
- It's just dinnertime. I thought y'all... - But I think we'd like for you to stay.
Everybody gotta have a dream
- Greasy ham-hock, chicken-eating, - You Ethiopian poster boy.
Nola! Bring your ass here, man!
- What? - I mean, what you looking at, man?
Boo Face!
It's got some, like, chocolate colors in it.
KEEP YO HEAD TO THE SKY
you know, I wouldn't...
You know, I been standing outside three hours.
that you please, please consider the mute button just for a spell, man.
Well, I think you should throw out your best ball.
So I really hope you ain't expecting shit from me today!
So you ain't so dumb, huh?
We just miss you, Capt., that's all.
Even get a little pink hard-on the way they do.
- I got you something. - What?
Skinny, you got thousands of those left in you.
Shit, I can't...
But I'm here to let you know you ain't taking shit,
Shelby, you hear that?
Hey, baby, let's try this shit standing up.
- Yeah, that was it. - Back in the day.
Hey, baby, you ain't gotta explain a damn thing to me, man.
Fuck wit me Todd
Either we just gonna lay down some freestyle freefall,
Hey, man, this is me! I made this beat!
...you tell me what it is you wanna do with your life.
- Bust his motherfucking head, man. - Nigga, come on, come on.
It's okay, I'm gonna fuck with you anyhow. It's all good.
Hey, yo, she pregnant, man!
the reason I didn't get that sales-supervisor position
- Right back to your toys. - You should go.
I'm gonna have to get a Seeing Eye nigga
- Bitch got that birthmark on her face? - Five hundred dollars
Bottom Bytch
My name is Yevette.
- Come on. - Look at this.
You better watch yourself, D.
Nigga talking to me. I don't care about that shit, man.
- From back in the day. - Well, we was just having dinner.
- Cut it. Cut it. - What?
my folks hooking me up with this old dirt-ass weed out here, man.
- Hey. Hey, come here. - No, please, D.
Better come correct Because I came to break you off, bitch
Cause like I say, she wit me and all But.. she don’t belong to me
I used to play this thing myself, all the time.
Hey, yo, Skin... What the...?!
Get you a mobile phone and shit. Get an ear jack.
I'm in charge.
I'm in Charge I'm in Charge
...Key worked really hard on this last one there,
Played it like a pro, man.
that's normally my barrels under my fucking seat, motherfucker.
I tried calling the house, you know...
See...
- We in the rap game too. - Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Do y'all believe in omens?
Making this shit happen one trick at a time.
oh my word, even god's studio wouldn't buther you with any tranciling rorunerocketerekeroseneractalfs mountinerettes! and you'll be kicked out with those roncering konkaquocfractionfractals!
He must get that after his daddy. He sure don't get that from me.
Man, you mean a half and some. I can get more than that at the pawnshop.
Baby.
- Miss me? Nigga, I don't even... - Fuck this nigga, man.
Now, why would I sell you two of them for $90 apiece?
If you just let me talk, I can be able to tell you that I can't do it...
He says I am incapable of writing somebody up because I'm so friendly.
- Gone in 60 seconds? - Gone in 60...
Hey, Key.
We in charge.
I am so sick and tired of you trying to tell me what to do with my boy.
george i'm a love shack girl. in a love shack world faye i know.
I thought my job sucked, but...
- Can't-see-your-own-dick, - Middle Eastern stepchild.
Yeah.
...and our home.
So we go down to Millbranch, and we wait.
Now, I'd never demand of you, I can only request...
- What do you want? - I don't know.
but I know you wanna hear what you want, so that's what I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna look her right in the eye...
but this one right here, man, she just
We in charge.
Let me holler at you for a second, man.
And every time I get my motherfucking mode up,
What’s up, nigga, you run out of spit?
when the one right next to it look just like it but cost half, man.
I mean, I know y'all gonna be moving on and moving up...
You think her hair look like a wet dust mop, go on and tell her so. I do.
and being officers of the law.
And look, she brought everybody sandwiches.
You know that little girl Keisha, right?
What the fuck happened to you, man?
- Fuck with me, Djay. - Where you get it?
Keep flowin' Flowin'
Ana on my chest got me Bustin' at you lemon lames