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Come on, baby. Let's get the fuck up...
I wanna bless it with a kiss from my primary investor, all right?
All right, push that one.
You in charge. I wanna hear you say that.
- This shit is perfect, man. - Let me put it on.
- That's right. Okay? - Okay.
I say, fuck! Best place to keep Memphis
It's hard in my heart right now.
...and y'all are gonna get real good people to sing,
I's know that ain't who's the fukks i's think it is? Yo Sweetwater!, it's me, nigga!
This my opportunity I feel like anything goes
I wanna hear you say it...
Hey, man, you can't be crying around like no bitch, man.
For you, Key...
I mean, she's my gal and all,
You got what they call a bad equilibrium.
About six months ago, my neighbor brought my mail.
I know when you're messing with my head.
I'm so sorry, y'all. And I'd have left them in the car,
Got a couple ho's working On the changes for me
How I'm supposed to not? Read your post to plot
God, D, all I did was ask about a motel and you get so ugly with me.
So wait, wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck wrong with it? That shit record, don't it?
What can I do, man? You tell me what I can do, man.
Check this out. What can I get for this?
Hey, hey, man. You better help your nigga, man.
- My nigga. - My nigga. Shit.
...man ain't like a dog.
The one, the goddamn only...
Don't act scared, man, she don't bite.
Back in the motherfucking day.
Hi, honey.
To all them honey's... ... and delusional bears
...your demonstration,
We got Monique coming up on satellite one.
...but the phone's just... - They shut them off.
who's filling in for aladdin? carmen acosta-swan-clontrop-dime.
and the mixer that D got has room for four inputs.
This here's Yevette, Key's wife.
If I can pimp $20 ho's out the back of this motherfucking Chevy,
All right, look. Hey, turntable's set up,
Look, this is my life
- Say it! - I'm in charge.
No, I'm Shelby.
.
We got some big company coming in here for the Fourth.
Will have a whole lot of bitches Jumpin' ship
Just pounding in my head now.
If you ain't feelin' what I'm spittin' Trick, you lame to the game
All that boy gotta do is just play the damn thing,
Done seen people killed Done seen people deal
Im in charge
Now, I'm gonna put my hands here too.
When a homeless man wants That Ghetto D
- Ugly as a swamp-duck ho. - God!
...and I'm gonna lie.
I don't care what you say, D, I ain't working day shift no more.
- Whoop that trick - Get 'em
- Do you got something for me?! - Fuck you, D.
If you violate off the top Trick, you gotta go
Will have a whole lot of bitches Jumpin' ship
There's someone at the door for you.
- Damn. - From the D&Z sports desk,
Come here. Come here, man.
My wife, man, she a...
Because, you know, I can crack a whip.
Not them tricks out there, man.
When DJay found out that Lucious Lyon Threw DJay's demo tape in the stankin' toliet
Hey, you remember that sticky herb you brung up
Done seen people live in poverty With no meals
Y'all be good, now.
- What she do? - None of your business.
I'm trying to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
You know it's HARD out here for a pimp
I try and do my hair every couple of months
You ain't know, nigga
I Be Damn, It's Super Mayne
All right, man. This is what I got so far.
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yes beryl bitcherette? what do you want? i want to do some elestersising in evesham.
I think I wouldn't even have words for that shit, man.
You the man. You got it going on. It's all good.
I think, you know what, it's nice. It's okay...
Okay, Shug,
Now, I know that little girl got a ho for a mama and a trick for a daddy,
I'm here trying to squeeze a dollar out of a dime,
- He don't need to be playing. - That's what I'm talking about.
Hello?
- Here, take it! You earned it! - What the fuck's wrong with you?
I want you to get Key and them... Key, y'all put my shit on CD!
- One of y'all leave the TV on? - No.
You know it's hard out here For a pimp
Hey, man! Come on, man! He turned himself in, man!
Every time he gets settled, you gotta come fuck with him!
They say I gotta come down there, stand in line.
I'm talking about like a brother.
- What she do for him? She tricking. - It ain't fair.
What did you just say to me?
Amen.
- Get him! - Motherfucker!
Smallest little lot lizard I'd ever seen, tricking them truckers for change.
Yeah.
- Whoop that trick - Whoop that trick?
Shit, I was just doing the same thing, just over at my school.
It's blood, sweat and tears When it come down to this shit
YOU KNOW IT’S HARD OUT HERE FOR A SIMP
tricks gonna be yelling, "Timber."
yes beryl trayal? what do you want? i want to go oppa gangnam style whoop! whoop! whoop! whoop!
Know what? Matter of fact, I think I feel like
Look at me, man.
Don't forget, man, you knock this motherfucker out.
Clumsy Ass
- No, D, look. - I got other shit, man.
I got your requests, and I got that coming up for you.
or Easter bunny, none of that shit.
That's my gut saying, "Hurry the fuck up," okay?
she the one need to put something in her motherfucking mouth.
Hey. Hey, man, respect my house.
Nigga, it's on, you know what I mean? You know?
- Bullshit. - No shit.
Look right there, look at that. That is Skinny Black, man.